{"id":17825,"date":"2013-04-03T09:00:18","date_gmt":"2013-04-03T16:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=17825"},"modified":"2013-04-02T08:59:31","modified_gmt":"2013-04-02T15:59:31","slug":"wednesday-morning-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wednesday-morning-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday Morning Fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Although I feel like Friday is the best day for a fail &#8211; when we&#8217;re all anxious and itchy for the weekend to come and the only thing that can placate us is a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/happy-friday\/\" target=_blank>fat guy failing to rob a liquor store<\/a>, it seems that genuine fails do not discriminate between days. They happen on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/monday-morning-dose-of-fail\/\" target=_blank>Mondays<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/today-is-tuesday\/\" target=_blank>Tuesdays<\/a>, and  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/happy-wednesday\/\" target=_blank>Wednesdays<\/a> too! <\/p>\n<p>So although we wanted to hang on to this delightful little clip until the weekend, we just couldn&#8217;t wait that long. Let&#8217;s meet the young man who tried to steal a woman&#8217;s purse at a mall in Australia, and see how it ended for him, shall we?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BSSWtbSz5AU?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Dumb criminal + bad idea + plate glass window + security camera =  the perfect way to start the Hump Day. Let&#8217;s  do this! <\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-17825\" data-postid=\"17825\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-17825 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Although I feel like Friday is the best day for a fail &#8211; when we&#8217;re all anxious and itchy for the weekend to come and the only thing that can placate us is a fat guy failing to rob a liquor store, it seems that genuine fails do not discriminate between days. They happen on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[5391,249,255,2577,3876,10019,2404],"class_list":["post-17825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-dumb-criminal","tag-fail","tag-funny-video","tag-idiot","tag-lol","tag-purse-snatcher-runs-through-glass-window","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17825"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17825"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17828,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17825\/revisions\/17828"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}