{"id":17884,"date":"2013-04-10T10:30:01","date_gmt":"2013-04-10T17:30:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=17884"},"modified":"2013-04-10T10:35:00","modified_gmt":"2013-04-10T17:35:00","slug":"tennessee-politician-arrested-for-masturbating-out-his-car-window","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/tennessee-politician-arrested-for-masturbating-out-his-car-window\/","title":{"rendered":"Tennessee Politician Arrested For Masturbating Out His Car Window"},"content":{"rendered":"

After learning yesterday about the Japanese “girlfriend coat,”<\/a> and now this story about a Tennessee politician who exposed himself to women WHILE DRIVING 90 MILES AN HOUR ON THE FREEWAY<\/b>, I have to wonder why these lonely, horny dudes aren’t just joining OBC. <\/p>\n

They do realize that we have a dating website purely dedicated to finding them fun, sexy relationships that don’t need to turn into long-term romances or marriages, right? A site with LITERALLY TONS of women looking for a no-strings attached fling?<\/p>\n

I mean, it’s kinda too late now, cause we definitely don’t want some sex predator or a guy with a hydraulic jacket trolling the pages of OBC, but listen, guys – if you’re bored, horny, lonely, stressed, sleepy, hyper, or basically ANY adjective, sometimes a great booty call can save you! <\/p>\n

So instead of getting in your car and trying to convince MILFs to flash you on the freeway and then whipping your junk out when they don’t, just get yourself a profile on OBC<\/a> and get your rocks off that way. It’s just a smarter idea. <\/p>\n