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<\/center><\/p>\nT’was a slow week on BCU, starting because I got SICK AS UN PERRO, and later because, well, the internet just sucks sometimes. However, we aren’t gonna hold back on you since I know you’re gonna need topics of conversation when you start chattin’ up that hottie at the bar this weekend, so he’s a roundup of all the crap you need to know.<\/p>\n
BASKETBALL STUFF<\/b><\/p>\n
NCAA basketball ended, so we took a look back at some of the best moments in the past 26 years<\/a>.<\/p>\n On the “not so best” side, we have Warriors player Jarrett Jack and his attempt at a half-court shot<\/a> yesterday.<\/p>\n SEX: The good, the bad, the ugly<\/b><\/p>\n Here are our tips for scoring a booty call at Coachella in the next two weekends<\/a>.<\/p>\n Studies find that penis size matters – when it comes to women being turned on<\/a>.<\/p>\n A Tennessee politician got caught jerking off on the freeway while driving 90 miles an hour<\/a>. Save it for your bedroom, Romeo.<\/p>\n Celeb stuffs:<\/b><\/p>\n Our Hump Day Hottie was mother of two Jessica Alba, who looks INCREDIBLE<\/a>.<\/p>\n LL Cool J and Brad Paisley came out with a song called “Accidental Racist”<\/a>. It is… exactly like you’d expect.<\/p>\n And of course, the WTF<\/b><\/p>\n This weirdo Richard enjoys a hobby that is, um, “outside the bun.”<\/a><\/p>\n Move over, KFC – this woman gets turned on by Popeye’s chicken<\/a>.<\/p>\n