{"id":17947,"date":"2013-04-15T09:00:52","date_gmt":"2013-04-15T16:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=17947"},"modified":"2013-04-15T08:13:22","modified_gmt":"2013-04-15T15:13:22","slug":"this-is-not-how-to-use-condoms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/this-is-not-how-to-use-condoms\/","title":{"rendered":"THIS IS NOT HOW TO USE CONDOMS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good morning, everyone! How are we this morning? Anyone waking up after a weekend at Coachella, or about to go to sleep for the first time in three days after Coachella? Cool, see you on Wednesday after you sleep it off. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s Monday for the rest of us, though, so even if you DIDN&#8217;T spend the weekend dancing in the desert till 4 am, you&#8217;re probably still in need of a little kick-start this morning. Maybe an espresso instead of a coffee. Or perhaps a cold shower to get your heart pumping, or a morning run to get your endorphins up. <\/p>\n<p>Or maybe you just need a video of stupid idiot teenagers doing stupid idiot things. YOU&#8217;RE IN LUCK, GOOD SIR, because apparently children on YouTube are now uploading videos of themselves taking &#8220;the condom challenge.&#8221; And NO, it&#8217;s not a pledge to always practice safe sex so as to lessen the chance of contracting an STD or an unplanned pregnancy, you boring old lame-o. It&#8217;s seeing if you can <b>snort a condom up your nose and pull it out of your mouth without choking, like OMG, DUH. YOLO.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4Aco2DSCzro?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>And this, my friends, is why are race might be extinct before the year 2030.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-17947\" data-postid=\"17947\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-17947 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good morning, everyone! How are we this morning? Anyone waking up after a weekend at Coachella, or about to go to sleep for the first time in three days after Coachella? Cool, see you on Wednesday after you sleep it off. It&#8217;s Monday for the rest of us, though, so even if you DIDN&#8217;T spend [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[10067,10068,683,3616,21,2638,11796,2404,519],"class_list":["post-17947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-condom-challenge","tag-girl-snorts-condom","tag-gross","tag-no-thank-you","tag-safe-sex","tag-teenagers","tag-booty-call-u-videos","tag-wtf","tag-youtube","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17947"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17947"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17947\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17950,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17947\/revisions\/17950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}