{"id":18042,"date":"2013-04-24T11:00:25","date_gmt":"2013-04-24T18:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18042"},"modified":"2013-04-24T13:53:41","modified_gmt":"2013-04-24T20:53:41","slug":"hump-day-hottie-chris-hemsworth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hump-day-hottie-chris-hemsworth\/","title":{"rendered":"Hump Day Hottie: Chris Hemsworth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NO!<\/p>\n<p>STOP!<\/p>\n<p>STOP THROWING ROCKS AT ME! <\/p>\n<p>I know, I KNOW, you are all shocked at disgusted that I would take a normally <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hump-day-hottie-halle-berry\/\" target=_blank>boob-alicious<\/a> weekly post and sully it with the likes of a <i>dude<\/i>. But let&#8217;s be honest about three things here, everyone. 1) Some weeks, the ladies just don&#8217;t bring their A-game. 2) We&#8217;ve started to repeat <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?s=%22hump+day+hottie%22&#038;x=-1210&#038;y=-227\" target=_blank>winners<\/a>, and that&#8217;s not okay. And of course 3) CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS A GOD, LITERALLY A GOD, IN THIS TRAILER FOR THE UPCOMING <i>THOR<\/i> SEQUEL. <\/p>\n<p>So everyone put away your pitchforks and give me a second to show you why I would gift this prestigious award to someone who (to the best of my knowledge) does not have a vajayjay. Observe exhibit A: Chris Hemsworth rockin&#8217; it as Norse God Thor in the trailer for <i>Thor: The Dark World<\/i>:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3bFZJ-3zNFg?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Sure, the movie doesn&#8217;t look <i>great<\/i>, and yeah, superhero movies are about as overdone as <a href=\"http:\/\/celebrities.ninemsn.com\/?blogentryid=1048102&#038;showcomments=true\" target=_blank>Nicki Minaj&#8217;s ass implants<\/a>. But that doesn&#8217;t undo the fact that Chris Hemsworth is one of the SEXIEST men in Hollywood these days.<\/p>\n<p>Ladies, if you need a bit more proof of that, observe Exhibit B:<a href=\"http:\/\/www.justjared.com\/photo-gallery\/2662800\/chris-hemsworth-elsa-pataky-baby-india-london-07\/\" target=_blank>THIS photo<\/a> of Mr. Thor with his wife and baby girl, and just TRY to keep your ovaries from exploding. <\/p>\n<p>We probably won&#8217;t be shelling out movie theater prices to see your new movie, Chris, but as the older and sexier Hemsworth sibling, we applaud you for that Aussie accent, your brain-melting arms, and even that long and luxurious Viking hair. Congrats on being our very first gentleman Hump Day Hottie of the Week. 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