{"id":18121,"date":"2013-05-01T09:00:28","date_gmt":"2013-05-01T16:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18121"},"modified":"2013-04-30T14:57:31","modified_gmt":"2013-04-30T21:57:31","slug":"at-least-youre-not-this-dumb-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/at-least-youre-not-this-dumb-right\/","title":{"rendered":"At Least You&#8217;re Not This Dumb, Right?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes you wake up with a creeping self-doubt that really sticks a wrench in your day. You&#8217;re stressed about money, or relationship stuff, or family strife or health issues, or whatever. <\/p>\n<p>Maybe you think, <i>jeez, I am such an idiot, how did I let this happen?<\/i> <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s normal to feel this way, and usually the feeling passes when you realize that there&#8217;s no point at dwelling on the past &#8211; moving forward is the only way to feel better.<\/p>\n<p>Unless you&#8217;re this guy, in which case you absolutely should DWELL. DWELL FOREVER, YOU STUPID, STUPID IDIOT. <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2LgwVYPnzMY?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s Hump Day. Let&#8217;s get over that hump together, shall we?<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-18121\" data-postid=\"18121\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-18121 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes you wake up with a creeping self-doubt that really sticks a wrench in your day. You&#8217;re stressed about money, or relationship stuff, or family strife or health issues, or whatever. Maybe you think, jeez, I am such an idiot, how did I let this happen? It&#8217;s normal to feel this way, and usually the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[10146,10145,10147,2577,3876,2404,4735],"class_list":["post-18121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-guy-spends-life-savings-at-the-carnival","tag-guy-wins-banana","tag-henry-gribbohm","tag-idiot","tag-lol","tag-wtf","tag-wtf-news","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18121"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18121"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18121\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18129,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18121\/revisions\/18129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}