{"id":18123,"date":"2013-05-01T13:45:12","date_gmt":"2013-05-01T20:45:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18123"},"modified":"2013-05-01T08:22:43","modified_gmt":"2013-05-01T15:22:43","slug":"gwyneth-paltrow-knows-how-to-keep-a-man-happy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/gwyneth-paltrow-knows-how-to-keep-a-man-happy\/","title":{"rendered":"Gwyneth Paltrow Knows How To Keep a Man Happy"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m not sure why People Magazine decided to declare Gwyneth Paltrow the World’s Most Beautiful Woman<\/a>. Actually, I do know – they did it for publicity because everyone knows Gwynny’s the most annoying celeb on the planet<\/a>. What better way to ruffle peoples’ feathers than to put a controversial celebrity on the cover of a magazine? Le DUHHHHH. <\/p>\n

No matter how obnoxious and skin-curling she might be, Mrs. Chris Martin apparently knows how to treat a man – just watch this video from her appearance on Chelsea Lately:<\/p>\n

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No fights, don’t yell, BLOW JOBS. Maybe we’ve all been giving ol’ GOOP too hard of a time recently. She’s clearly smarter than we thought.<\/p>\n\n

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I’m not sure why People Magazine decided to declare Gwyneth Paltrow the World’s Most Beautiful Woman. Actually, I do know – they did it for publicity because everyone knows Gwynny’s the most annoying celeb on the planet. What better way to ruffle peoples’ feathers than to put a controversial celebrity on the cover of a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4188,205,4010,69,255,10148,1066,1942],"class_list":["post-18123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-blow-jobs","tag-celebrities","tag-chelsea-lately","tag-dating-advice","tag-funny-video","tag-goop","tag-gwyneth-paltrow","tag-relationship-advice","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18123"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18123"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18146,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18123\/revisions\/18146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}