{"id":18159,"date":"2013-05-03T10:45:06","date_gmt":"2013-05-03T17:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18159"},"modified":"2013-05-03T13:52:35","modified_gmt":"2013-05-03T20:52:35","slug":"columbia-students-would-rather-give-up-cheese-than-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/columbia-students-would-rather-give-up-cheese-than-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Columbia Students Would Rather Give Up Sex Than Cheese"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If this isn&#8217;t a convenient study for our week of fitness talk, I don&#8217;t know what is! According to a study cited in the Columbia University blog <a href=\"http:\/\/bwog.com\/2013\/04\/24\/oral-sex-or-cheese-the-truth-revealed\/\" target=_blank>Bwog.com<\/a>, a whopping<b> 58% of students claimed they would rather give up oral sex than cheese! <\/b><\/p>\n<p>The study was performed by pulling answers from a frequent column &#8220;Senior Wisdoms&#8221;, which asked 222 undergrads (54% men and 46% women) the quirky question &#8220;would you rather give up oral sex or cheese,&#8221; over the past four years. The findings were pretty evenly spread:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/oralsexcheese.png\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>However, once the &#8220;unclear or avoided&#8221; answers were removed, the study found that 58% of the student body would rather never have oral sex again if it meant they could keep eating cheese.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I admit &#8211; I love cheese as much IF NOT MORE than the next person. Goat cheese, brie, stilton, gorgonzola, EVEN A BLOCK OF CHEDDAR is worthy of a pretty strong addiction. However, I  have a feeling that after a few weeks of nom-ing on cheese in victory, these folks would be pretty bummed that they decided to forgo oral sex forever. Imagine, being in bed with a sexy booty call &#8211; and they&#8217;re about to <i>rock your world<\/i>, when you have to stop them and say, &#8220;oh, sorry. Yeah, I swore off oral sex for unlimited mozzarella. You can go ahead and stop now.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Clearly the problem here is that people are enjoying too many great cheeses and not nearly enough great o-r-a-l. They need <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hIyEHpcDB4o\" target=_blank>Andy Dick<\/a> to give them a hand (and a mouth). <\/p>\n<p><i><b>What would YOU rather give up? Oral sex or cheese? Let us know in the comments!<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.brobible.com\/college\/article\/columbia-university-students-oral-sex-cheese\" target=_blank>Article via BroBible<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-18159\" data-postid=\"18159\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-18159 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If this isn&#8217;t a convenient study for our week of fitness talk, I don&#8217;t know what is! According to a study cited in the Columbia University blog Bwog.com, a whopping 58% of students claimed they would rather give up oral sex than cheese! 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