{"id":18168,"date":"2013-05-03T09:15:16","date_gmt":"2013-05-03T16:15:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18168"},"modified":"2013-05-02T21:01:16","modified_gmt":"2013-05-03T04:01:16","slug":"hilarious-mom-retells-the-matrix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hilarious-mom-retells-the-matrix\/","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious Mom Retells the Matrix"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here are two facts about me that you neither a) knew, nor b) cared to know. (What a great start for a Friday, huh?!)<\/p>\n<p>A) <b>I have never seen the Matrix.<\/b> I know as a twenty-something American, I should know this movie by heart, but a sheltered childhood plus a lack of friends means I spent more time reading Harry Potter alone in my treehouse than watching wildly popular movies. (Friday morning post STILL GOING STRONG!)<\/p>\n<p>B) <b>I don&#8217;t watch YouTube videos longer than a minute, like&#8230; ever.<\/b> We all know that we live in a fast-paced world, and as Honey Brown once said, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=bFEoMO0pc7k\" target=_blank>&#8220;ain&#8217;t nobody got time for that.&#8221; <\/a><\/p>\n<p>However, on this ALREADY DELIGHTFUL Friday morning, I feel as though I can officially redact both of those facts about myself, thanks to this hilarious video of this guy&#8217;s mom giving a STELLAR retelling of her first viewing of the classic 1999 sci-fi film. <\/p>\n<p>Seriously, watch this video. It will totally make up for this horrible post. HAPPY FRIDAY!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/OMf9GlLXouA?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/videogum.com\/711162\/this-is-just-a-good-description-of-the-matrix-by-a-mom\/webjunk\/viral-video\/\" target=_blank>source<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-18168\" data-postid=\"18168\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-18168 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are two facts about me that you neither a) knew, nor b) cared to know. (What a great start for a Friday, huh?!) A) I have never seen the Matrix. I know as a twenty-something American, I should know this movie by heart, but a sheltered childhood plus a lack of friends means I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[10171,255,3876,10168,10169,10170],"class_list":["post-18168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-friday-morning","tag-funny-video","tag-lol","tag-matrix","tag-mom-retells-the-matrix","tag-the-matrix","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18168"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18168"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18168\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18172,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18168\/revisions\/18172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}