{"id":18173,"date":"2013-05-06T09:15:44","date_gmt":"2013-05-06T16:15:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18173"},"modified":"2013-05-05T16:40:49","modified_gmt":"2013-05-05T23:40:49","slug":"guy-animates-his-wifes-lame-drunk-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/guy-animates-his-wifes-lame-drunk-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Guy Animates His Wife&#8217;s Lame Drunk Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>HAAAAPPPPPYYY MONDAY AFTER CINCO DE MAYO, EVERYONE! <\/p>\n<p>How&#8217;s your head? How&#8217;s your tummy? How do you feel when I say the words &#8220;chopped liver and onions&#8221;? <\/p>\n<p>So strange that within we&#8217;d find two videos in a week in which men are amicably teasing the women in their lives, but you know what they say, &#8220;when it rains it pours, especially when chicks are getting made fun of.&#8221; On Friday we had the son who had his mother retell the story of The Matrix, and now we have this guy whose wife got a little tipsy one night and decided to tell him an (admittedly silly) joke about a couple of tortilla chips. It&#8217;s pretty great.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/65102146\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" frameborder=\"0\" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen><\/iframe> <\/p>\n<p>Like Drunk History, which is one of my favorite Funny or Die series ever, this video is a perfect example of what mostpeoples&#8217; brains do when they get a little crunk: slur words, laugh at themselves, and make unbelievably cheesy (HA) jokes. Other people <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/fight-over-woman-ends-with-man-getting-boot-in-his-ass-literally\/\" target=_blank>stick their feet up their friends anuses<\/a>, but that&#8217;s probably not as common.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-18173\" data-postid=\"18173\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-18173 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HAAAAPPPPPYYY MONDAY AFTER CINCO DE MAYO, EVERYONE! How&#8217;s your head? How&#8217;s your tummy? How do you feel when I say the words &#8220;chopped liver and onions&#8221;? So strange that within we&#8217;d find two videos in a week in which men are amicably teasing the women in their lives, but you know what they say, &#8220;when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[2462,10173,203,255,1212,10172],"class_list":["post-18173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-cinco-de-mayo","tag-drunk-wife-tortilla-joke","tag-funny","tag-funny-video","tag-hangover","tag-lame-joke","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18173"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18173"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18184,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18173\/revisions\/18184"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}