{"id":18216,"date":"2013-05-08T11:41:13","date_gmt":"2013-05-08T18:41:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18216"},"modified":"2013-05-08T11:41:13","modified_gmt":"2013-05-08T18:41:13","slug":"hump-day-hottie-miley-cyrus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hump-day-hottie-miley-cyrus\/","title":{"rendered":"Hump Day Hottie: Miley Cyrus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Met Ball was this weekend. I didn&#8217;t actually know what the Met Ball was so I looked it up, and apparently it&#8217;s &#8220;an annual ball that celebrates the annual opening of the Metropolitan Museum&#8217;s (The Met) fashion exhibit at the Costume Institute&#8221; which sounds like the most self-serving obnoxious American douchey thing in the world, but whatever. <\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;theme&#8221; of the ball this year was &#8220;punk,&#8221; so everyone showed up in their <strike>own<\/strike> stylist&#8217;s interpretation of a &#8220;punk&#8221; outfit. Except Kim Kardashian, who came in her <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eonline.com\/news\/416149\/kim-kardashian-s-met-ball-floral-dress-givenchy-designer-calls-look-amazing\" target=_blank>finest couch cover from 1981<\/a>. Miley Cyrus took the theme probably the most literally, dressing in a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.justjaredjr.com\/2013\/05\/06\/miley-cyrus-met-ball-2013\/\" target=_blank>mesh-y black thing and spiking her hair out in the hottest new &#8220;just put my hand on an electric fence&#8221; style<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Her face looked nice, though, so I dug deeper and found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hollywoodtuna.com\/?p=93765\" target=_blank>this shoot from V Magazine earlier this week<\/a>, complete with a video of her WORKIN&#8217; IT, and it is an unquestionable winner for today&#8217;s HUMP DAY HOTTIE AWARD.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vndsa_riO9M?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe> <\/p>\n<p>Say what you want about Miley (she&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wtf-is-going-on-with-miley-cyrus\/\" target=_blank>weird<\/a>, she makes <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/miley-cyrus-is-engaged\/\" target=_blank>terrible decisions<\/a>, her genetic code <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/happy-monday-and-im-sorry-about-this\/\" target=_blank>might be biologically flawed<\/a>), the girl looks GOOD. Ever since she left Disney she&#8217;s been on a one way train to sex town. Yeah, the hair thing was probably not her BEST idea, but she got a rockin&#8217; bod, a nice looking face, and she can pose with the best of them. <\/p>\n<p>We approve, Miley. Keep up the good work (and stop putting Elmer&#8217;s glue in your HURR, please).<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-18216\" data-postid=\"18216\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-18216 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Met Ball was this weekend. 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