{"id":18268,"date":"2013-05-15T09:30:50","date_gmt":"2013-05-15T16:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18268"},"modified":"2013-05-13T15:45:52","modified_gmt":"2013-05-13T22:45:52","slug":"dan-brown-wrote-a-song-about-phone-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/dan-brown-wrote-a-song-about-phone-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Dan Brown Wrote a Song About Phone Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/danbrown.jpg\"\/><br \/>\n<i>I know what you&#8217;re thinking. &#8220;How and when can I have phone sex<br \/>\nwith this sexy seductive piece of man meat?&#8221;<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Dan Brown, who you probably know from his books <i>The DaVinci Code<\/i> and <i>Angels and Demons<\/i>, apparently wrote a song about phone sex, back in the 90s, long before his books became worldwide sensations and lead to a movie starring Tom Hanks with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.superphotospace.com\/images\/tom_hanks_365x200_443c08427fa39.jpg\" target=_blank>the worst hair in the history of filmmaking<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>A clip from the song, hilariously titled &#8220;976 Love,&#8221; is below for your listening pleasure. And by pleasure, I mean embarrassed-shamey-cringe-filled-awkward misery. Enjoy! <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"100%\" height=\"166\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F611285\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jezebel.com\/listen-to-author-dan-browns-terrible-song-about-phone-504725327\" target=_blank>source<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-18268\" data-postid=\"18268\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-18268 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know what you&#8217;re thinking. &#8220;How and when can I have phone sex with this sexy seductive piece of man meat?&#8221; Dan Brown, who you probably know from his books The DaVinci Code and Angels and Demons, apparently wrote a song about phone sex, back in the 90s, long before his books became worldwide sensations [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[10214,10212,10215,10213,1284,453,3876,9107],"class_list":["post-18268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-976-love","tag-dan-brown","tag-dan-brown-wrote-a-song-about-phone-sex","tag-davinci-code","tag-funny-song","tag-hump-day","tag-lol","tag-phone-sex","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18268"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18268"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18276,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18268\/revisions\/18276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}