{"id":18358,"date":"2013-05-22T13:35:22","date_gmt":"2013-05-22T20:35:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18358"},"modified":"2013-05-22T12:44:28","modified_gmt":"2013-05-22T19:44:28","slug":"lance-armstrong-likes-rim-jobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/lance-armstrong-likes-rim-jobs\/","title":{"rendered":"Lance Armstrong Likes Rim Jobs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/lance-armstrong-car-640x405.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>In an interview with Howard Stern Monday morning, comedian April Macie told a story that made me laugh. And then cringe. And then laugh again, but like, in a cringey way. Let&#8217;s let April tell this story herself:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cI went to use the bathroom, and I went in and Lance was bent over a bathtub and she was just face deep in his a**hole\u2026I was terrified. And then he came out and said: \u2018Does your friend want in on a round too?\u2019 and I was like: \u2018Of taint tickling? I\u2019m gonna take a pass\u2019..I think it\u2019s hilarious that he would ask without even knowing my first name\u2014to eat his a**hole. Like: \u2018Do you want in on a round too? Of **hole eating?\u2026I got pretty for the evening. I didn\u2019t know he was going to ask me to eat his a**hole later on.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So, in case you were wondering, the answer is YES, Lance Armstrong likes rim jobs. <\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/moreyouknow.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theblemish.com\/2013\/05\/lance-armstrong-asked-a-comedienne-to-toss-his-salad\/\" target=_blank>Source<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-18358\" data-postid=\"18358\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-18358 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In an interview with Howard Stern Monday morning, comedian April Macie told a story that made me laugh. And then cringe. And then laugh again, but like, in a cringey way. Let&#8217;s let April tell this story herself: \u201cI went to use the bathroom, and I went in and Lance was bent over a bathtub [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[10256,10258,10257,1054,128],"class_list":["post-18358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-april-macie","tag-celebrity-rim-jobs","tag-lance-armsrong-rim-jobs","tag-lance-armstrong","tag-sex","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18358"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18358"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18362,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18358\/revisions\/18362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}