{"id":18380,"date":"2013-05-24T08:45:57","date_gmt":"2013-05-24T15:45:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18380"},"modified":"2013-05-24T08:38:58","modified_gmt":"2013-05-24T15:38:58","slug":"be-careful-out-there-this-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/be-careful-out-there-this-weekend\/","title":{"rendered":"Be Careful Out There This Weekend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Memorial Day weekend in t-minus 8 hours, so you can bet we&#8217;re excited to bust out some bathing suits (with a sweatshirt cause it&#8217;s not THAT hot), head to the shore, and soak in some rays as we greet the unofficial start of summer. <\/p>\n<p>What are you doing this weekend? 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