{"id":18392,"date":"2013-05-28T09:15:45","date_gmt":"2013-05-28T16:15:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18392"},"modified":"2013-05-28T08:21:28","modified_gmt":"2013-05-28T15:21:28","slug":"bad-idea-bro-dont-slap-beyonces-butt-at-a-concert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/bad-idea-bro-dont-slap-beyonces-butt-at-a-concert\/","title":{"rendered":"BAD IDEA, BRO: Don&#8217;t Slap Beyonce&#8217;s Butt at a Concert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WOO! We&#8217;re back from a three-day weekend. Did you have a god time? Do anything <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/5-fun-healthy-memorial-day-activities\/\" target=_blank>fun and healthy<\/a>? Meet a new booty call, perhaps? End up not getting off the couch and <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.phillymag.com\/the_philly_post\/2013\/05\/27\/binge-watch-new-arrested-development-netflix\/\" target=_blank>binge-watching the new season of <i>Arrested Development<\/i><\/a>, only to be left phenomenally disappointed?<\/p>\n<p>Well, we&#8217;re back to <strike>Monday<\/strike> Tuesday (so that&#8217;s at least better, right?!) and it&#8217;s time to get back in the game, starting with your weekly BAD IDEA: slapping Beyonce&#8217;s ass in the middle of a concert when HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE WATCHING.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VRPW-kW3DkE?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>BAD IDEA, BRO. <\/p>\n<p>Look, we all know Beyonce has one of the greatest butts in the biz. Despite her <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5982628\/beyonces-publicist-asks-internet-to-remove-unflattering-beyonce-photos-internet-turns-unflattering-beyonce-photos-into-a-meme\" target=_blank>publicist&#8217;s attempts to scrub the internet of any unflattering pictures<\/a>, she looked AMAZING at the Super Bowl, and I&#8217;m sure everyone in the crowd was thinking, &#8220;man I&#8217;d like to get a little slap of that booty.&#8221; But guess what, THEY DON&#8217;T, because there are more security guards at the Super Bowl than a presidential press conference. And yeah, I guess you&#8217;ll be able to walk the streets saying, &#8220;I slapped Beyonce&#8217;s ass&#8221; for a few minutes, until Jay-Z hears and beats the crap out of you in the parking lot, and everyone who knows what you did considers you a misogynistic pig with no respect for women and then you never get laid again. <\/p>\n<p>I dunno, but I&#8217;d probably say that slapping Beyonce&#8217;s ass in the middle of a concert is a BAD IDEA, BRO.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-18392\" data-postid=\"18392\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-18392 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WOO! We&#8217;re back from a three-day weekend. Did you have a god time? Do anything fun and healthy? Meet a new booty call, perhaps? End up not getting off the couch and binge-watching the new season of Arrested Development, only to be left phenomenally disappointed? 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