{"id":18427,"date":"2013-05-30T10:30:30","date_gmt":"2013-05-30T17:30:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18427"},"modified":"2013-05-30T09:38:37","modified_gmt":"2013-05-30T16:38:37","slug":"guy-proposes-on-vine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/guy-proposes-on-vine\/","title":{"rendered":"Guy Proposes on Vine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Technology is great, isn&#8217;t it? Arguing about who sang <i>Desperado<\/i>? Google it. Need to know when the next bus arrives? BAM, there&#8217;s an app for that. Want a pizza but don&#8217;t feel like communicating with another human being? Order that pie online, it&#8217;ll be there in 45 minutes. Wanna find a sexy booty call for the evening but don&#8217;t have the time to go to a bar or nightclub? Sign into your OBC account. <\/p>\n<p>But there are still some things that should be left OFF of the internet. Like say, oh&#8230; I don&#8217;t know. PROPOSING TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND OVER THE 6 SECOND VIDEO APP, VINE:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"vine-embed\" src=\"https:\/\/vine.co\/v\/bYqgaQ2mgbE\/embed\/simple\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><script async src=\"\/\/platform.vine.co\/static\/scripts\/embed.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>NO. NO NO NO, YOU GUYS. <\/p>\n<p>Of course, the object of his too-zoomed, awkward-faced affection said <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MarshaCollier\/statuses\/339558540970688512\" target=_blank>yes, via Twitter, because 2013<\/a>, but I imagine when they met up for him to, you know, ACTUALLY GIVE HER THE RING (that he bought at Macy&#8217;s, may I add), she was like &#8220;oh, by the way, that was a chicken-shit way to propose, you doof.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Reason #12,990 not to get married: HE PROPOSED ON VINE.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-18427\" data-postid=\"18427\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-18427 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Technology is great, isn&#8217;t it? Arguing about who sang Desperado? Google it. Need to know when the next bus arrives? BAM, there&#8217;s an app for that. Want a pizza but don&#8217;t feel like communicating with another human being? Order that pie online, it&#8217;ll be there in 45 minutes. Wanna find a sexy booty call for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[10291,3661,3822,10290,2404],"class_list":["post-18427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-guy-proposes-on-vine","tag-no-thanks","tag-reasons-not-to-get-married","tag-vine-proposal","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18427"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18427\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18431,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18427\/revisions\/18431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}