{"id":18593,"date":"2013-06-18T14:30:12","date_gmt":"2013-06-18T21:30:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18593"},"modified":"2013-06-18T09:45:45","modified_gmt":"2013-06-18T16:45:45","slug":"no-thank-you-anti-pervert-tights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/no-thank-you-anti-pervert-tights\/","title":{"rendered":"NO THANK YOU: Anti-Pervert Tights"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s been too long since we’ve had a nice “NO THANK YOU” post, wherein we find products currently on the market and say “NO THANK YOU” to them. If you’ll recall, the last time we said NO THANK YOU was to J&D’s bacon-flavored condoms<\/a>, because ew, a thousand times ew. <\/p>\n

Today, though, we have a product out of China called “anti-pervert tights.” Normally, you might think that tights would<\/i> attract a pervert. There is a whole group of people out there whose fetish IS tights<\/a>. However, these tights in particular probably wouldn’t spark pantyhose fetishist’s interest:<\/p>\n

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From the caption on China’s popular Sina Weibo<\/a> site, “Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out.”<\/p>\n

SEXY? ESSENTIAL?<\/i> I don’t know about you but when I think of going out “essentials” I think of a small tube of lipgloss and a mirror, maybe a pair of sunglasses in case you have to walk-of-shame-it home, your wallet and cell phone. Not TIGHTS MADE TO LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE THE LEGS OF A 60-YEAR-OLD PERSIAN MAN. I got no problem with hairy legs on a dude – quite the contrary… but on a “young girl going out”?<\/p>\n

Yeah, NO THANK YOU<\/b>.<\/p>\n

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It’s been too long since we’ve had a nice “NO THANK YOU” post, wherein we find products currently on the market and say “NO THANK YOU” to them. If you’ll recall, the last time we said NO THANK YOU was to J&D’s bacon-flavored condoms, because ew, a thousand times ew. Today, though, we have a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[10362,355,10361,3616,2404],"class_list":["post-18593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-style-and-wear","tag-chinese-anti-pervert-tights","tag-fashion","tag-hairy-leg-tights","tag-no-thank-you","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18593"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18593"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18593\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18598,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18593\/revisions\/18598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}