{"id":18618,"date":"2013-06-19T15:00:24","date_gmt":"2013-06-19T22:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18618"},"modified":"2013-06-19T08:59:57","modified_gmt":"2013-06-19T15:59:57","slug":"courtney-stodden-got-a-boob-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/courtney-stodden-got-a-boob-job\/","title":{"rendered":"Courtney Stodden Got a Boob Job"},"content":{"rendered":"

In case the whole KELLY BROOK TOPLESS thing got you in a too good of a mood and you really feel like killing it with a hearty dose of “EW”, here is a video of Courtney Stodden getting breast implants. <\/p>\n

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Despite claiming that “a knife has never touched this body” (ugh, so creepy), Courtney apparently decided to amp up her tata size with a breast augmentation to take her from a C to a DD-cup. Watch the video above and ask yourself few questions:<\/p>\n

1. Is that coffee mug glued to her hand? Or is it like a <\/a>Jack Donaghy situation<\/a>?
\n2. Is that how I should be dressing when I go to the doctor? I didn’t know.
\n3. Is Courtney’s post-surgery voice her real, 18-year-old voice? It’s the first time she hasn’t sounded like a cougar.
\n4. Did Doug Hutchison save that ridiculous claw-clip from one of his hookups in 1981?
\n5. Also, does he almost vomit at 4:35?
\n6. Why didn’t she spend her<\/strike> her 53-year-old husband’s money on Invisalign?<\/p>\n

Please answer my questions in the comments.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n\n

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In case the whole KELLY BROOK TOPLESS thing got you in a too good of a mood and you really feel like killing it with a hearty dose of “EW”, here is a video of Courtney Stodden getting breast implants. Despite claiming that “a knife has never touched this body” (ugh, so creepy), Courtney apparently […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[10373,6087,10375,6395,10374,2404],"class_list":["post-18618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-breast-implants","tag-courtney-stodden","tag-courtney-stodden-breast-implants","tag-doug-hutchison","tag-surgery","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18618"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18618"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18621,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18618\/revisions\/18621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}