{"id":18728,"date":"2013-07-01T11:00:43","date_gmt":"2013-07-01T18:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18728"},"modified":"2013-06-30T09:19:04","modified_gmt":"2013-06-30T16:19:04","slug":"theres-a-guy-jacking-off-on-bikes-in-sweden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/theres-a-guy-jacking-off-on-bikes-in-sweden\/","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s a Guy Jacking Off on Bikes in Sweden"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you remember how last week I mentioned that there seemed to be a WTF shortage in Internet Land? It was a scary thought, because the Internet RUNS on WTF, and if we run out the whole thing could shut down. <\/p>\n<p>Welp, there&#8217;s a guy loose in Sweden who&#8217;s going around jacking off on bikes, so I think we&#8217;re good for a few more weeks.<\/p>\n<p>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/swedish-police-searching-for-bicycle-fucker-caught-on-v-603635291\" target=_blank>Gawker<\/a>, Swedish resident Per Edstrom had found his bike &#8220;violated&#8221; (I assume that means covered in jizz) a couple times, so he decided to set up a camera to catch his bicycle&#8217;s tawdry lover. Turns out it was NOT another bike, but a MAN, who set up shop on the seat with a mysterious photo in his hand, and TOOK CARE OF BUSINESS:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0ea_xZpgYXg?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Via Gawker:<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;My girlfriend finds it all a little concerning, you never know if he has checked her out in some way, and whether it is a picture of her he has in his hand when he is masturbating,&#8221; Edstrom told the Swedish paper Kv\u00e4llsposten.<\/p>\n<p>Not that he&#8217;s worried. &#8220;This man is probably completely harmless, bicycles are just his thing,&#8221; said Edstr\u00f6m. &#8220;I am not scared of him, but mostly irritated over all the punctures I have had to fix.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Oh Sweden. So open-minded and non-judgmental. You know if this happened in the US of A, <i>someone<\/i> would blame that shit on gay marriage. <\/p>\n<p>Good lucK, Mr. Edstrom. And take your bike to a rape-counseling center STAT. She might be suffering some serious PTSD.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-18728\" data-postid=\"18728\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-18728 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you remember how last week I mentioned that there seemed to be a WTF shortage in Internet Land? It was a scary thought, because the Internet RUNS on WTF, and if we run out the whole thing could shut down. Welp, there&#8217;s a guy loose in Sweden who&#8217;s going around jacking off on bikes, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[10418,10420,10419,3274,58,2404],"class_list":["post-18728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-bike-rape","tag-guy-masturbates-onto-bikes-in-sweden","tag-man-masturbating-on-bike","tag-sweden","tag-video","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18728"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18728"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18728\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18750,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18728\/revisions\/18750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}