{"id":18755,"date":"2013-07-03T13:17:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-03T20:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18755"},"modified":"2013-07-03T13:17:00","modified_gmt":"2013-07-03T20:17:00","slug":"dont-take-bath-salts-this-fourth-of-july","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/dont-take-bath-salts-this-fourth-of-july\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Take Bath Salts This Fourth of July"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow is America&#8217;s birthday. It&#8217;s a wonderful holiday where we can all enjoy the sunshine, spend time with friends and family, and eat all the greasy USA grub that fits in our bellies. Maybe partake in a few extra beers or (if you&#8217;re in Colorado or Washington) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/stoner-college-women-more-likely-to-hook-up\/\" target=_blank>partake of the earth&#8217;s pleasures and get down and dirty with a sexy coed<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>What you <i>shouldn&#8217;t<\/i> do on this most patriotic of holidays is to take a sh*t-load of bath salts, crash an SUV into the side of a house, and then have a <i>Walking Dead<\/i>-style freakout as seven cops attempt to restrain you.<\/p>\n<p><embed src=\"http:\/\/c.brightcove.com\/services\/viewer\/federated_f8\/1418452869\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF\" flashVars=\"videoId=2523696303001&#038;linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fnews%2Farticle-2354744%2FTeen-high-bath-salts-crashes-car-exhibits-Zombie-like-behavior-psychotic-episode.html&#038;playerId=1418452869&#038;viewerSecureGatewayURL=https:\/\/console.brightcove.com\/services\/amfgateway&#038;servicesURL=http:\/\/services.brightcove.com\/services&#038;cdnURL=http:\/\/admin.brightcove.com&#038;domain=embed&#038;autoStart=false&#038;\" base=\"http:\/\/admin.brightcove.com\" name=\"flashObj\" width=\"486\" height=\"412\" seamlesstabbing=\"false\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" swLiveConnect=\"true\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/shockwave\/download\/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash\"><\/embed><\/p>\n<p>Be safe tomorrow, guys. Have fun, get laid, and be safe. It&#8217;s what the Founding Fathers would want.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-18755\" data-postid=\"18755\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-18755 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow is America&#8217;s birthday. It&#8217;s a wonderful holiday where we can all enjoy the sunshine, spend time with friends and family, and eat all the greasy USA grub that fits in our bellies. Maybe partake in a few extra beers or (if you&#8217;re in Colorado or Washington) partake of the earth&#8217;s pleasures and get down [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[5507,3008,10426,11796,2404],"class_list":["post-18755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-bath-salts","tag-fourth-of-july","tag-teen-high-on-bath-salts-crashes-car","tag-booty-call-u-videos","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18755"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18757,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18755\/revisions\/18757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}