{"id":18772,"date":"2013-07-08T11:04:16","date_gmt":"2013-07-08T18:04:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18772"},"modified":"2013-07-08T11:04:16","modified_gmt":"2013-07-08T18:04:16","slug":"would-you-watch-a-paula-deen-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/would-you-watch-a-paula-deen-porn\/","title":{"rendered":"Would You Watch a Paula Deen Porn?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/paula-deen.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Look at that face. Look at it. Now read this:<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2013\/06\/29\/paula-deen-milf-porn-offer-pure-mature\/\" target=_blank>TMZ<\/a> reports that a porn company that features older women called PureMature.com sent a letter to Deen offering her a six-figure deal to endorse the site.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic &#8212; you embody our perfect spokesperson,&#8221; the company wrote to Deen, adding that she&#8217;s a &#8220;MILF,&#8221; and they are willing to offer her &#8220;6 figures for very little work,&#8221; since there is no nudity required.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, I thought that Paula Deen <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/06\/19\/paula-deen-racist-comments-n-word-caught-on-video_n_3467287.html\" target=_blank>using the n-word several times in her life and suggesting that they hire black men to act like slaves at her brother&#8217;s wedding<\/a> was the worst thing I could think about her. NOW, THOUGH, I&#8217;m picturing her lubing herself up with butter and I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;m now dead inside.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/07\/01\/paula-deen-porn-offer_n_3529941.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular\" target=_blank>source<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-18772\" data-postid=\"18772\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-18772 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look at that face. Look at it. Now read this: &#8220;TMZ reports that a porn company that features older women called PureMature.com sent a letter to Deen offering her a six-figure deal to endorse the site. &#8220;Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic &#8212; you embody our perfect spokesperson,&#8221; the company wrote to Deen, adding [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[683,3616,10388,10436,10437,2404],"class_list":["post-18772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-gross","tag-no-thank-you","tag-paula-deen","tag-paula-deen-porn","tag-paula-deen-racist","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18772"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18772"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18780,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18772\/revisions\/18780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}