{"id":18781,"date":"2013-07-08T13:06:28","date_gmt":"2013-07-08T20:06:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18781"},"modified":"2013-07-08T13:06:28","modified_gmt":"2013-07-08T20:06:28","slug":"dont-have-sex-with-a-horse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/dont-have-sex-with-a-horse\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Have Sex With a Horse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/hidalgo.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>There are many, many places to meet someone to get DOWN with. <\/p>\n<p>A nightclub.<\/p>\n<p>Chili&#8217;s. <\/p>\n<p>A cruise.<\/p>\n<p>Craigslist.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend&#8217;s wedding. <\/p>\n<p>ONLINEBOOTYCALL, obviously.<\/p>\n<p>Any other dating site.<\/p>\n<p>One place you SHOULDN&#8217;T meet someone to have sex with is in the horse pen of a farm. Because horses are animals, for riding and grooming and in Europe, for <a href=\"http:\/\/articles.latimes.com\/2013\/apr\/16\/world\/la-fg-wn-horse-meat-tested-in-eu-20130416\" target=_blank>cheeseburgers<\/a>. Unfortunately for a horse named Nadia, Cirilo Castillo didn&#8217;t know that, and broke into a neighbor&#8217;s corral TWICE in two years to &#8220;violate&#8221; her. <\/p>\n<p>Along with being charged with trespassing and animal cruelty, Castillo now is famous in his city (and to anyone who visits the Huffington Post as a SERIAL HORSE RAPIST. <\/p>\n<p>And to think, he probably could have found someone on Craigslist who would have totally dressed up as a horse for him. All the fun, none of the consequences.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/07\/06\/cirilo-castillo-horse-sex-twice-same_n_3554312.html\" target=_blank>source<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-18781\" data-postid=\"18781\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-18781 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are many, many places to meet someone to get DOWN with. A nightclub. Chili&#8217;s. A cruise. Craigslist. Your friend&#8217;s wedding. ONLINEBOOTYCALL, obviously. Any other dating site. One place you SHOULDN&#8217;T meet someone to have sex with is in the horse pen of a farm. Because horses are animals, for riding and grooming and in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[10438,683,10440,10439,5662,2404],"class_list":["post-18781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-carillo-castillo","tag-gross","tag-hidalgo-county","tag-man-has-sex-with-horse-twice","tag-texas","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18781"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18781"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18781\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18784,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18781\/revisions\/18784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}