{"id":18807,"date":"2013-07-10T09:15:02","date_gmt":"2013-07-10T16:15:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18807"},"modified":"2013-07-10T08:56:25","modified_gmt":"2013-07-10T15:56:25","slug":"justin-bieber-peed-in-a-restaurant-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/justin-bieber-peed-in-a-restaurant-kitchen\/","title":{"rendered":"Justin Bieber Peed in a Restaurant Kitchen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes when you wake up in morning you just feel off. You&#8217;re still really sleepy even though you got plenty of sleep, and you&#8217;re insanely hungry but nothing sounds good. Coffee doesn&#8217;t do its job and you&#8217;re late for work and you think, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, on those days, one tiny great thing can turn your day around. Maybe it&#8217;s a breakfast burrito from your favorite spot, gifted by a co-worker. Maybe it&#8217;s the realization that it&#8217;s almost the weekend (it&#8217;s not. Sorry for that). Maybe it&#8217;s a video of Justin Bieber TAKING A PISS IN A RESTAURANT KITCHEN AND THEN SAYING &#8220;F*CK BILL CLINTON.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I dunno. Whatever it is, I promise your day will get better.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" id=\"kaltura_player_1373471528\" height=\"360\" width=\"640\" style=\"border: 0px solid #ffffff;\" src=\"http:\/\/cdnapi.kaltura.com\/index.php\/kwidget\/wid\/0_hor3pojq\/uiconf_id\/6740162\/st_cache\/74707?referer=http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/videos\/0_s38srmti&amp;\">Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames.<\/iframe><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;\">\n  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/videos\/0_s38srmti\">Justin Bieber Pisses Into Restaurant Mop Bucket &#8212; &#8216;F*** Bill Clinton!&#8217;<\/a><br \/>\n  &#8211; Watch More<br \/>\n  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/videos\" title=\"TMZ Videos\">Celebrity Videos<\/a><br \/>\n  or<br \/>\n  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/subscription_center?&amp;add_user=tmz\" title=\"TMZ on YouTube\">Subscribe<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-18807\" data-postid=\"18807\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-18807 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes when you wake up in morning you just feel off. You&#8217;re still really sleepy even though you got plenty of sleep, and you&#8217;re insanely hungry but nothing sounds good. Coffee doesn&#8217;t do its job and you&#8217;re late for work and you think, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS. Luckily, on those days, one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[2218,10449,10450,2404],"class_list":["post-18807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-justin-bieber","tag-justin-bieber-pees-in-restaurant-kitchen","tag-justin-bieber-says-fuck-bill-clinton","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18807"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18807"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18810,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18807\/revisions\/18810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}