{"id":18899,"date":"2013-07-15T12:00:36","date_gmt":"2013-07-15T19:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18899"},"modified":"2013-07-15T08:33:32","modified_gmt":"2013-07-15T15:33:32","slug":"great-pitch-carly-rae-jepsen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/great-pitch-carly-rae-jepsen\/","title":{"rendered":"Great Pitch, Carly Rae Jepsen!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MOVE ASIDE, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=RVeo6QMcbW4\" target=_blank>South Korean Rhythmic gymnast Shin Soo-Ji<\/a>. Your illusion to flawless bullet down the middle was cool, sure. But to really impress the crowds at an MLB stadium, you&#8217;ll need something more. Skill. Strength. Precision. <\/p>\n<p>Or, you know. Whatever this is. <\/p>\n<p><iframe src='http:\/\/wapc.mlb.com\/shared\/video\/embed\/embed.html?content_id=28900749&#038;width=400&#038;height=224&#038;property=mlb' width='400' height='224' frameborder='0'>Your browser does not support iframes.<\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Seriously, Carly. The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.utsandiego.com\/news\/2013\/Jul\/13\/staggering-padres-get-no-hit-by-lincecum\/\" target=_blank>Padres<\/a> would love you.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-18899\" data-postid=\"18899\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-18899 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MOVE ASIDE, South Korean Rhythmic gymnast Shin Soo-Ji. Your illusion to flawless bullet down the middle was cool, sure. But to really impress the crowds at an MLB stadium, you&#8217;ll need something more. Skill. Strength. Precision. Or, you know. Whatever this is. Your browser does not support iframes. Seriously, Carly. The Padres would love you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[102],"tags":[35,10484,8757,255,3876,5190,6510,11796,10485],"class_list":["post-18899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","tag-baseball","tag-carly-rae-jepsen-first-pitch","tag-carly-rae-jepson","tag-funny-video","tag-lol","tag-mlb","tag-rays","tag-booty-call-u-videos","tag-worst-first-pitch-ever","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18899"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18899"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18903,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18899\/revisions\/18903"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}