{"id":18919,"date":"2013-07-17T10:30:46","date_gmt":"2013-07-17T17:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=18919"},"modified":"2013-07-17T08:09:22","modified_gmt":"2013-07-17T15:09:22","slug":"redneck-heaven-seems-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/redneck-heaven-seems-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Redneck Heaven Seems Fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Redneck Heaven is a restaurant in Texas famous for their &#8220;Anything But Clothes&#8221; nights, where the gorgeous servers wear, well, you probably guessed &#8211; anything but clothes. Most of them used to opt for a <i>Sports Illustrated<\/i>-inspired body paint outfit, meaning the girls were serving food wearing nothin&#8217; but pasties and panties. <\/p>\n<p>As you can imagine, the clientele loved that shit. And by clientele, I mean the lovely folk in the photo below:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rednecj.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately for the dudes above, city council was alerted that the ladies were serving (basically) naked &#8211; I would guess by the men&#8217;s wives &#8211; and they modified a food safety law to state that servers must wear &#8220;decent covering.&#8221; As you might expect, regulars of Redneck Heaven are NOT PLEASED, and have taken to Facebook (where the best protests happen) to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/ryanhatesthis\/a-restaurant-in-texas-called-redneck-heaven-was-told-that-th\" target=_blank>express their dislike of the oppressive law<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><i><b>What do you think? Would you eat at a restaurant where women only wore body paint? Do you think Texas&#8217; new law is a ban on freedom? Where does one keep their gun if they do not have shorts on? Please share your answers in the comments.<\/b><\/i> <\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-18919\" data-postid=\"18919\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-18919 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Redneck Heaven is a restaurant in Texas famous for their &#8220;Anything But Clothes&#8221; nights, where the gorgeous servers wear, well, you probably guessed &#8211; anything but clothes. Most of them used to opt for a Sports Illustrated-inspired body paint outfit, meaning the girls were serving food wearing nothin&#8217; but pasties and panties. As you can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[10491,10492,1024,10490,670,176],"class_list":["post-18919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thelife","tag-anything-but-clothes","tag-body-paint","tag-news","tag-redneck-heaven","tag-restaurants","tag-sexy","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18919"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18919"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18919\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18922,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18919\/revisions\/18922"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}