{"id":19087,"date":"2013-07-31T14:30:37","date_gmt":"2013-07-31T21:30:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=19087"},"modified":"2013-07-31T12:51:39","modified_gmt":"2013-07-31T19:51:39","slug":"no-crocs-will-not-get-you-laid-sorry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/no-crocs-will-not-get-you-laid-sorry\/","title":{"rendered":"No, Crocs Will Not Get You Laid. Sorry."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1oCe6pLk7nc?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Fast forward to :40 for the most LYING, AWFUL, FAKE, MISERABLY MISLEADING ADVERTISING EVER. Fast forward to :48 to laugh your ass off. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry guys, but no. The only people Crocs are acceptable for are elderly gardeners, OR nurses whose hands are elbow deep in someone&#8217;s spleen, and toddlers. I do not want to have sex with ANY of those people (well, maybe the nurse. But not till after she takes off her Crocs and disposes of them in a dumpster).<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-19087\" data-postid=\"19087\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-19087 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fast forward to :40 for the most LYING, AWFUL, FAKE, MISERABLY MISLEADING ADVERTISING EVER. Fast forward to :48 to laugh your ass off. I&#8217;m sorry guys, but no. The only people Crocs are acceptable for are elderly gardeners, OR nurses whose hands are elbow deep in someone&#8217;s spleen, and toddlers. I do not want to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[4529,10558,10559,6654,83,2404],"class_list":["post-19087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-style-and-wear","tag-crocs","tag-crocs-commercial","tag-crocs-will-not-get-you-laid","tag-no","tag-style","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19087"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19087"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19101,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19087\/revisions\/19101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}