{"id":19188,"date":"2013-08-14T15:00:44","date_gmt":"2013-08-14T22:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=19188"},"modified":"2013-08-14T14:28:01","modified_gmt":"2013-08-14T21:28:01","slug":"liquid-lapdance-nsfw-seriously","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/liquid-lapdance-nsfw-seriously\/","title":{"rendered":"Liquid Lapdance &#8211; NSFW (SERIOUSLY)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><embed src='https:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/LiquidLapdance\/jw_player\/player.swf' height='480' width='853' bgcolor='0x000000' allowscriptaccess='always' allowfullscreen='true' flashvars=\"&#038;backcolor=0x000000&#038;file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.liquidlapdance.com%2Fhttps%3A%2F%2Fs3.amazonaws.com%2FLiquidLapdance%2Fvideos%2Fintroducing_liquid_lapdance_640x360.mp4&#038;frontcolor=0xffffff&#038;image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.liquidlapdance.com%2Fhttps%3A%2F%2Fs3.amazonaws.com%2FLiquidLapdance%2Fimages%2Fll_froggy_with_text.png&#038;lightcolor=0xff33ff&#038;plugins=viral-2d&#038;screencolor=0xff33ff\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Via the seller&#8217;s site:<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;We&#8217;re famous for inventing special pants that make lap dances feel *more* like sex.<\/p>\n<p>Guys wear our &#8220;lap dance pants&#8221; in place of their underwear when they&#8217;re getting a dance.  What do they feel like?  Just ask our customers:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Feels like two lubed ass-cheeks sliding up and down.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Imagine a pair of oiled titties bouncing up and down your cock.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t say it felt like sex.  More like a blow job, a hand job, whacking off, anal sex, and titty-fucking all in one.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Kinda like fucking a really loose pussy.&#8221;&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>No. No. No no no no no nononononono. NO. NO GUYS, NO. No, no no, no no no, nononono!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-19188\" data-postid=\"19188\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-19188 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via the seller&#8217;s site: &#8220;We&#8217;re famous for inventing special pants that make lap dances feel *more* like sex. Guys wear our &#8220;lap dance pants&#8221; in place of their underwear when they&#8217;re getting a dance. What do they feel like? Just ask our customers: &#8220;Feels like two lubed ass-cheeks sliding up and down.&#8221; &#8220;Imagine a pair [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[683,10590,10589,2476,10591,2404],"class_list":["post-19188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-style-and-wear","tag-gross","tag-lapdances","tag-liquid-lapdance","tag-strip-clubs","tag-underwear-that-simulates-sex","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19188"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19188"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19191,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19188\/revisions\/19191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}