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\noh look, the elusive $5 million wedding<\/a> in the wild!<\/center><\/p>\n
What have we learned about marriage this year? <\/p>\n
We learned that young marriages are on the decline<\/a>. Today, let’s add somethin’ else about marriage – it’s only for elitist, upper class, yuppies. According to a new study out of University of Virginia and Harvard, average to lower-middle class folks are eschewing marriage, cause the chance of marriages going south is so high<\/a> and the economy so crummy that it just ain’t worth it. <\/p>\n Via Mail Online<\/a>: <\/p>\n ‘Marriage is becoming a distinctive social institution marking middle-class status,’ said Sarah Corse, an associate professor of sociology in the University of Virginia’s College of Arts & Sciences, and the study’s lead author. <\/p>\n ‘Working-class people with insecure work and few resources, little stability, and no ability to plan for a foreseeable future become concerned with their own survival and often become unable to imagine being able to provide materially and emotionally for others,’ she added.<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n So, what’s that mean for all of us sitting in that middle-ish, not-struggling-but-not-buying-million-dollar-cars<\/a> region? Well, we’d say play it safe – don’t get married till you know you are mentally, emotionally, and monetarily stable. <\/p>\n
\nWe found out some guys hate their wives so much, they concoct elaborate plans to kill them<\/a>.
\nOh, here’s a good one – we know that you can end up being allergic to your husband’s semen<\/a>.
\nWe also now know that in 2013, you can propose on Twitter, whether you’re a celebrity<\/a> or a faceless nobody<\/a>. Ugh.
\nAnd most importantly, we learned that even on OBC, people are meeting, falling in love, and getting married<\/a>.<\/p>\n