{"id":1923,"date":"2009-12-11T10:51:20","date_gmt":"2009-12-11T17:51:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=1923"},"modified":"2009-12-11T10:51:20","modified_gmt":"2009-12-11T17:51:20","slug":"5-most-annoying-facebook-photos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/5-most-annoying-facebook-photos\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Most Annoying Facebook Photos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. The Depressed Shot-<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1930\" title=\"emo picture\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/emo.jpg\" alt=\"emo picture\" width=\"130\" height=\"120\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I know, I know. Your life is hard. What with your trust fund, huge condo, and new Macbook (which is\u00a0taking this photo), it&#8217;s a wonder you don&#8217;t just off yourself. Take the black and white setting off, move those tentacles you call bangs out of the way, and smile, Sylvia Plath.<\/p>\n<p>2. The Headshot-<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1931\" title=\"headshot\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/headshot_11-130x120.jpg\" alt=\"headshot\" width=\"130\" height=\"120\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Whoa, I&#8217;m sorry, I thought I was on Facebook. Obviously I accidently stumbled upon your agency&#8217;s promotional site. Otherwise there would be no excuse for your freckles being airbrushed, that fake wind thing, and your demonic eyes staring into my soul.<\/p>\n<p>3. Your Baby-<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1932\" title=\"baby photo\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/babybear-130x120.jpg\" alt=\"baby photo\" width=\"130\" height=\"120\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Children are a miracle, sure, but what&#8217;s really a miracle is how you somehow replaced every profile picture with that of a giggling infant. Either some time-space continuum thing just happened and you are now 6 months old, or you&#8217;re just being obnoxious. I shall guess the latter.<\/p>\n<p>4. Your Kissing Shot-<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1933\" title=\"Couple Kissing\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/CoupleKissing.jpg\" alt=\"Couple Kissing\" width=\"130\" height=\"120\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Your multiple &#8220;I&#8217;m in love&#8221; status updates weren&#8217;t enough, huh? You had to post that picture of you and Mr. This Week swapping spit and who-knows-what-else as your main picture? Well thanks, I just vomited on my keyboard.<\/p>\n<p>5. Your Group Shot-<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1936\" title=\"fratparty\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/fratparty.jpg\" alt=\"fratparty\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I am on your page to stalk YOU, okay? Having to play Where&#8217;s Waldo with your 85 frat brothers isn&#8217;t the goal&#8230;Oh wait, is that you? The forehead down there holding the handle of vodka? Well. I guess we&#8217;re done then.<\/p>\n<p>images and story at <a href=\"http:\/\/guyism.com\/2009\/11\/7-facebook-photos-that-will-get-you-defriended.html\" target=\"_blank\">guyism.com<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-1923\" data-postid=\"1923\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-1923 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. The Depressed Shot- I know, I know. Your life is hard. What with your trust fund, huge condo, and new Macbook (which is\u00a0taking this photo), it&#8217;s a wonder you don&#8217;t just off yourself. Take the black and white setting off, move those tentacles you call bangs out of the way, and smile, Sylvia Plath. 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