{"id":19329,"date":"2013-08-27T12:00:21","date_gmt":"2013-08-27T19:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=19329"},"modified":"2013-08-27T11:17:31","modified_gmt":"2013-08-27T18:17:31","slug":"the-most-eloquent-pageant-answer-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-most-eloquent-pageant-answer-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"The Most Eloquent Pageant Answer Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve seen some pretty amazing Q&#038;A section videos from beauty queens in our time. From Miss Utah&#8217;s incredibly <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/miss-utah-gives-the-worst-miss-usa-answer-ever\/\" target=_blank>insightful vision for the future of education<\/a> to Miss Teen South Carolina&#8217;s outstanding <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?feature=player_embedded&#038;v=WLhVGDy-ZXc\" target=_blank>knowledge of geography<\/a>, it&#8217;s clear that all the women entering these pageants are smart, well-rounded, and culturally aware. <\/p>\n<p>However, those two will have to step aside, because Miss Philippines USA (?) has come in with an answer that blows those two out of the water. Asked which sense she would choose if she could only have one, Joanlia Lising responds with an answer as flawless as her perfectly coiffed mane. Seeing is believing, indeed.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/glBlOucVnFU?feature=player_detailpage\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-19329\" data-postid=\"19329\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-19329 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve seen some pretty amazing Q&#038;A section videos from beauty queens in our time. From Miss Utah&#8217;s incredibly insightful vision for the future of education to Miss Teen South Carolina&#8217;s outstanding knowledge of geography, it&#8217;s clear that all the women entering these pageants are smart, well-rounded, and culturally aware. However, those two will have to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[10667,255,10668,10666,10664,10665,58],"class_list":["post-19329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-cringe","tag-funny-video","tag-joanla-lising","tag-miss-philippines-answer","tag-miss-philippines-usa","tag-seeing-is-believing","tag-video","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19329"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19329"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19332,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19329\/revisions\/19332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}