{"id":19359,"date":"2013-08-28T14:45:19","date_gmt":"2013-08-28T21:45:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=19359"},"modified":"2013-08-28T13:21:26","modified_gmt":"2013-08-28T20:21:26","slug":"bald-eagles-arent-particularly-religious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/bald-eagles-arent-particularly-religious\/","title":{"rendered":"Bald Eagles Aren&#8217;t Particularly Religious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At an Oral Roberts University mass last week, the message must have been particularly patriotic because they felt it appropriate to bring a BALD EAGLE INTO THE CHAPEL and release it to the sounds of thousands of students screaming &#8220;U-S-A!&#8221; at the top of their lungs. <\/p>\n<p>Newsflash: wild animals aren&#8217;t into being in enclosed spaces with loud, unfamiliar sounds. Either that or Bald Eagles are Jewish and really don&#8217;t appreciate you shoving your religion down their throats. Shabbat shalom, you jerks.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/bhITpTtG888?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>**(Don&#8217;t worry: the eagle is fine now.)<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-19359\" data-postid=\"19359\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-19359 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At an Oral Roberts University mass last week, the message must have been particularly patriotic because they felt it appropriate to bring a BALD EAGLE INTO THE CHAPEL and release it to the sounds of thousands of students screaming &#8220;U-S-A!&#8221; at the top of their lungs. Newsflash: wild animals aren&#8217;t into being in enclosed spaces [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[10684,255,3876,10683,10682,58],"class_list":["post-19359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-bald-eagle-flies-into-window","tag-funny-video","tag-lol","tag-oral-roberts-university","tag-oru","tag-video","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19359"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19359"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19362,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19359\/revisions\/19362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}