{"id":19411,"date":"2013-09-04T11:00:53","date_gmt":"2013-09-04T18:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=19411"},"modified":"2013-09-04T09:42:26","modified_gmt":"2013-09-04T16:42:26","slug":"top-5-things-to-do-with-your-million-dollars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/top-5-things-to-do-with-your-million-dollars\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 5 Things To Do With Your Million Dollars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/milliondollar.png\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>The OnlineBootyCall Million Dollar Sweepstakes is BACK and in full swing &#8211; have you started <a href=\"http:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/million-dollar-sweepstakes\/\" target=_blank>gaining tickets into the contest<\/a>? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? If you&#8217;re gonna be online, wasting time looking at cat pictures and reading the most recent news on <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/courtney-stodden-wants-you-to-read-the-bible-1217427575\" target=_blank>Courtney Stodden<\/a>, why not try and make some cash moneys while you do it?! <\/p>\n<p>Alright alright FINE. Maybe you&#8217;re just lazy. And you haven&#8217;t really thought about all the stuff you could do with <b>$1,000,000<\/b> freakin&#8217; dollars. Well here, let OBC help give you some suggestions as to what you could buy yourself (after we&#8217;ve flown you out to Cali and given you to the VIP treatment). <\/p>\n<p><b>1. A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.maseratiquattroporte.com\/\" target=_blank>Maserati Quattroporte &#8211; $135,700<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p>Stop puttering around in your mom&#8217;s old Miata and imagine yourself cruising the freeway in one of the top rated cars in the world. Valet park this sucka in front of the club and you&#8217;ll find yourself DROWNING in booty. <\/p>\n<p><b>2. A three-night stay at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lucienbarriere.com\/fr\/hotel-luxe\/Paris-Hotel-Fouquets-Barriere\/accueil.html\" target=_blank>H\u00f4tel Fouquet\u2019s Barri\u00e8re<\/a> in Paris, France &#8211; $5,550<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Because you&#8217;ll want to take your new booty call on the vacation of a lifetime, get your asses on a plane (first class, le DUH) to Paris, France and get yourself a room at this unbelievably beautiful hotel on the corner of the Champs-\u00c9lys\u00e9es. You&#8217;ll have enough time and cash to drink champagne, eat cheese, and get down and dirty on the patio of your elite-status hotel room. Yes please!<\/p>\n<p><b>3. The <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/shopping\/product\/2728317705377585799?q=rolex&#038;bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&#038;biw=1263&#038;bih=610&#038;bvm=pv.xjs.s.en_US.a4Cglxu1uYM.O&#038;tch=1&#038;ech=1&#038;psi=hV8nUoO8H4a7igLAvIBI.1378312096034.3&#038;sa=X&#038;ei=n18nUpTzFILFigLopYCYCw&#038;ved=0CKUBEMATMAY\" target=_blank>Rolex Submariner Mens Diamond Watch<\/a> &#8211; $52,879.00<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Gold. Diamonds. Rolex. &#8216;Nuff said.<\/p>\n<p><b>4. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.privateislandsonline.com\/islands\/moute-iti\" target=_blank>Mouti Iti, your private island in French Polynesia<\/a> &#8211; $12,382<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Yep, that&#8217;s right &#8211; your own private island is the cheapest thing on this list. Yes, it&#8217;s only two miles wide, and you&#8217;ll have to set it up from scratch, but hey. It&#8217;s your OWN DAMN ISLAND. Don&#8217;t be picky.<\/p>\n<p><b>5. A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trulia.com\/property\/1053363662-2637-Villas-Way-San-Diego-CA-92108\" target=_blank>sensible single family condo in San Diego<\/a> &#8211; $549,999<\/b><\/p>\n<p>So, #realtalk, its a crummy economy and maybe huge, luxury items aren&#8217;t all you want. So you&#8217;ll probably want to buy a sensible home in case you end up getting married and having kids in the future &#8211; maybe with someone on OBC? It&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/testimoanial-tuesday-98\/\" target=_blank>happened before<\/a>! Just remember&#8230; you&#8217;ll have won this money for being a fun, sexy member of #teamSINGLE, so get out there and enjoy your fortune!<\/p>\n<p>Get off BCU and go get yourself some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/million-dollar-sweepstakes\/\" target=_blank>entry tickets<\/a>! 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