{"id":19459,"date":"2013-09-09T09:00:52","date_gmt":"2013-09-09T16:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=19459"},"modified":"2013-09-06T14:14:05","modified_gmt":"2013-09-06T21:14:05","slug":"monday-twerk-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/monday-twerk-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday Twerk Fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WHAT?!<br \/>\nWHOA!!!<\/p>\n<p><i><b>WHAT HAPPENED?!<\/b><\/i> Two seconds ago I was getting up from my desk super excited to start the weekend &#8211; hit the clubs, lay out at the beach, eat breakfast at 1 in the afternoon, and then POOF &#8211; here I am, back in my office chair with a whole five days of work ahead. WHAT IN THE HELL?<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, we&#8217;re back, might as well make the best of it. Let&#8217;s start the morning with a massive Twerking fail, shall we (although, I dunno, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/this-is-the-only-thing-that-happened-at-the-vmas\/\" target=_blank>Miley&#8217;s still might be worse<\/a>)?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CddMD3QqTFs?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Hahahaha. Oh man. Some are calling fake on this, but I don&#8217;t care. Twerk fails might be my new favorite thing. Here we go, week. Let&#8217;s do this.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-19459\" data-postid=\"19459\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-19459 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WHAT?! WHOA!!! WHAT HAPPENED?! Two seconds ago I was getting up from my desk super excited to start the weekend &#8211; hit the clubs, lay out at the beach, eat breakfast at 1 in the afternoon, and then POOF &#8211; here I am, back in my office chair with a whole five days of work [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[255,10735,3876,6992,10734,10737,10736],"class_list":["post-19459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-funny-video","tag-girl-sets-self-on-fire","tag-lol","tag-monday","tag-twerk-fail","tag-twerking-girl-falls-on-candles","tag-twerking-video","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19459"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19459"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19461,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19459\/revisions\/19461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}