{"id":19494,"date":"2013-09-11T09:00:48","date_gmt":"2013-09-11T16:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=19494"},"modified":"2013-09-11T08:50:18","modified_gmt":"2013-09-11T15:50:18","slug":"im-not-sleepy-im-not-sleepy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/im-not-sleepy-im-not-sleepy\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;M NOT SLEEPY I&#8217;M NOT SLEEPY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The cold, miserable darkness of winter is starting to set in here in the 619 (aka it&#8217;s a little cloudy and 60 degrees), which we all know makes waking up SUPER HARD. Why would I want to get out of bed to make coffee and shiver while the shower warms up when I could just lay in bed all day watching RoboCop and eating soup? <\/p>\n<p>John Thomas, the little kid in this (13 year old) video, on the other hand, does NOT want to be in bed. You can tell by the way he yells &#8220;I&#8217;M NOT SLEEPY&#8221; over and over again in the middle of the night (UGH, CHILDREN), prompting his parents to sneak into his room with a night-vision camera and scare the ever-living SHIT out of him. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s pretty great, although seriously, do kids do this? No thank you.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RvgXQ612dqw?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-19494\" data-postid=\"19494\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-19494 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The cold, miserable darkness of winter is starting to set in here in the 619 (aka it&#8217;s a little cloudy and 60 degrees), which we all know makes waking up SUPER HARD. Why would I want to get out of bed to make coffee and shiver while the shower warms up when I could just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[255,10751,10752,10753,10754],"class_list":["post-19494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-funny-video","tag-im-not-sleepy","tag-john-thomas","tag-kid-scared-by-parents","tag-parents-scare-kid-with-night-vision-camera","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19494"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19494"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19497,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19494\/revisions\/19497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}