{"id":19513,"date":"2013-09-13T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-13T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=19513"},"modified":"2013-09-13T14:22:57","modified_gmt":"2013-09-13T21:22:57","slug":"good-morning-heres-a-nightmare-to-start-your-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/good-morning-heres-a-nightmare-to-start-your-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Morning, Here is a Nightmare To Start Your Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With all the drama surrounding ex-Disney princess Miley Cyrus, we figured we might as well just stop covering her altogether if we didn&#8217;t want to go all Daily Mail and have 12 posts a day about her antics. So we ignored her saying she was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wwtdd.com\/2013\/09\/miley-cyrus-wants-you-to-believe-shes-fucked-up\/\" target=_Blank>&#8220;f***ed up&#8221;<\/a> and ignored her <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/tvshowbiz\/article-2415843\/Miley-Cyrus-spanks-twerking-dwarf-performing-We-Cant-Stop-German-TV.html\" target=_blank>weird romp with dwarves<\/a> and even ignored the release of the <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/you-can-almost-see-miley-cyrus-nipples-in-her-new-vide-1278925657\" target=_blank>totally nude video for her new song <i>Wrecking Ball<\/i><\/a>, because UGH, enough already!<\/p>\n<p>However, we had to break the streak when we came across this little video edit someone made over on <a href=\"http:\/\/dlisted.com\/2013\/09\/12\/open-post-hosted-by-a-nightmare-and-a-dream-rolled-into-one\/\" target=_blank>Dlisted<\/a>. Titled &#8220;The Nicolas Cage Edition&#8221; of the Wrecking Ball video, this 8 second clip was enough to wake me up, make me hyperventilate, and wonder if I should ever sleep again, lest this image show up in my dreams. <\/p>\n<p>Sleepy? Feeling like you wanna go back to bed? Watch this video&#8230; I promise you&#8217;ll be WIDE awake with fear (or laughter. After like 12 viewings it is pretty funny.).<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/U0Og4LaB1Zc?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Oh, and if this is the first you&#8217;ve heard of the <i>Wrecking Ball<\/i> music video, here&#8217;s the real thing. It&#8217;s&#8230; slightly less disturbing.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"575\" height=\"324\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/videoplayer.vevo.com\/embed\/Embedded?videoId=USRV81300400&#038;playlist=false&#038;autoplay=0&#038;playerId=62FF0A5C-0D9E-4AC1-AF04-1D9E97EE3961 &#038;playerType=embedded&#038;env=0&#038;cultureName=en-US&#038;cultureIsRTL=False\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><param name=\"bgcolor\" value=\"#000000\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/videoplayer.vevo.com\/embed\/Embedded?videoId=USRV81300400&#038;playlist=false&#038;autoplay=0&#038;playerId=62FF0A5C-0D9E-4AC1-AF04-1D9E97EE3961 &#038;playerType=embedded&#038;env=0&#038;cultureName=en-US&#038;cultureIsRTL=False\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" width=\"575\" height=\"324\" bgcolor=\"#000000\" wmode=\"transparent\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>And you know what, for good measure, here&#8217;s boy band King the Kid recreating the video. In terms of creepiness, I would say it falls slightly below Nic Cage and just a notch above the original.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kuLgpqSLA4E?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-19513\" data-postid=\"19513\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-19513 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With all the drama surrounding ex-Disney princess Miley Cyrus, we figured we might as well just stop covering her altogether if we didn&#8217;t want to go all Daily Mail and have 12 posts a day about her antics. 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