{"id":19524,"date":"2013-09-13T13:30:12","date_gmt":"2013-09-13T20:30:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=19524"},"modified":"2013-09-13T11:38:39","modified_gmt":"2013-09-13T18:38:39","slug":"skip-work-have-sex-yes-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/skip-work-have-sex-yes-please\/","title":{"rendered":"Skip Work, Have Sex? Yes Please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/sexday.jpeg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>The Russians have a lot of issues, mainly in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2013\/09\/13\/opinion\/lokshina-russia-gay-persecution\/?hpt=hp_t4\" target=_blank>basic human rights area<\/a>, but we have to give credit where credit is due, and Russia gets a point for creating a holiday specifically so people can skip work and get laid. Unfortunately it&#8217;s not for stress release or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/sex-on-the-reg-can-make-you-look-younger\/\" target=_blank>aging reversal<\/a> or for a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/happiness-is-106-minutes-of-sex-a-day\/\" target=_blank>mood boost<\/a>. They&#8217;re doing it to &#8220;promote conception,&#8221; aka TO MAKE BABIES. <\/p>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/news\/world\/europe\/skip-work-have-sex-russians-celebrate-day-of-conception-as-sporting-community-continues-to-criticise-putins-antigay-legislation-8812840.html\" target=_blank>Independant.co.uk<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><i>Russia is celebrating its eighth annual \u2018day of conception\u2019 as couples in the eastern region of Ulyanovsk are being advised to stay at home to procreate.<\/p>\n<p>Governor of the region Sergey Morozov has urged bosses to allow men and women the 12th of September off work in order to try and reproduce.<\/p>\n<p>In past years prizes have been awarded to couples who give birth in exactly nine months from the unofficial public holiday. <\/p>\n<p>The regional celebration is part of a gesture to increase Russia\u2019s struggling birth rate.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Obviously we in the West don&#8217;t really have that big of a problem makin&#8217; babies, but we do thank a National Day of Booty would be an awesome addition to the holiday calendar. We&#8217;ve all had those times where a super hot hook up opportunity was thwarted by misaligned work schedules. <\/p>\n<p>Hey US government &#8211; raise the spirits of your population by adding National Booty Day &#8211; OBC will be the official sponsor!<\/p>\n<p>Have a great weekend, guys. See you Monday! (Unless you&#8217;re celebrating National Booty Day, in which case &#8211; ENJOY!)<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-19524\" data-postid=\"19524\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-19524 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Russians have a lot of issues, mainly in the basic human rights area, but we have to give credit where credit is due, and Russia gets a point for creating a holiday specifically so people can skip work and get laid. Unfortunately it&#8217;s not for stress release or aging reversal or for a mood [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[10767,10768,10769,847,10770],"class_list":["post-19524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-conception-day","tag-holiday-for-sex","tag-national-booty-day","tag-russia","tag-russian-conception-day","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19524"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19524"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19530,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19524\/revisions\/19530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}