{"id":19584,"date":"2013-09-20T09:00:18","date_gmt":"2013-09-20T16:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=19584"},"modified":"2013-09-19T14:07:26","modified_gmt":"2013-09-19T21:07:26","slug":"wtfriday-dont-let-your-friend-tee-off-your-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wtfriday-dont-let-your-friend-tee-off-your-face\/","title":{"rendered":"WTFriday: Don&#8217;t Let Your Friend Tee Off Your Face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s FRIDAY, the day you&#8217;ve been waiting for since Monday, and the day you&#8217;ll look forward to when this short, blink-and-you&#8217;ll-miss-it weekend is over. What are YOU gonna do this weekend? Maybe you&#8217;ll finally hit up that chick you met last weekend and see if she&#8217;s interested in a late-summer beach hook up. Or perhaps you&#8217;ll invite some friends over for a grown up game of spin the bottle that will inevitably turn into an orgy (fingers crossed!) <\/p>\n<p>This weekend, we dare you to get a little crazy. Push yourself past your comfort zone. Try that move in bed you&#8217;ve been interested in but have always pussed out on (pun intended). However, when we say &#8220;take risks&#8221; and &#8220;be spontaneous&#8221; we don&#8217;t mean &#8220;do something horrendously stupid that could maim you or your friends.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>For example, do NOT try and tee off out of your friends mouth (not for the squeamish):<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NWMmxzkOnzQ?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>AHHHHHHHHH. NOOOOOOO! LET&#8217;S PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED AND GET THIS DAY STARTED AAAHHHHHHH.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-19584\" data-postid=\"19584\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-19584 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s FRIDAY, the day you&#8217;ve been waiting for since Monday, and the day you&#8217;ll look forward to when this short, blink-and-you&#8217;ll-miss-it weekend is over. What are YOU gonna do this weekend? Maybe you&#8217;ll finally hit up that chick you met last weekend and see if she&#8217;s interested in a late-summer beach hook up. Or perhaps [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[10798,683,10799,2404,10800],"class_list":["post-19584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-drunk-guy-hits-golf-ball-out-of-friends-mouth","tag-gross","tag-guy-gets-tee-in-tongue","tag-wtf","tag-wtfriday","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19584"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19584"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19589,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19584\/revisions\/19589"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}