{"id":19627,"date":"2013-09-25T09:00:54","date_gmt":"2013-09-25T16:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=19627"},"modified":"2013-09-25T08:19:59","modified_gmt":"2013-09-25T15:19:59","slug":"dos-and-donts-sex-in-your-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/dos-and-donts-sex-in-your-car\/","title":{"rendered":"Dos and Don&#8217;ts: Sex in Your Car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>DO: Make out in a parking lot after a dinner date. It&#8217;ll be like your first kiss, and remind you of being a kid again.<\/p>\n<p>DON&#8217;T: Have sex in a super obvious public place. You don&#8217;t want to get slapped with a public indecency ticket.<\/p>\n<p>DO: Lay a blow up mattress in the back of a truck, go out to the desert to watch the stars, and get frisky!<\/p>\n<p>DON&#8217;T: Have sex in a car in a garage. Dying of carbon monoxide poisoning sucks, but mid-coitus? Even WORSE.<\/p>\n<p>DO: Get a little randy at a drive in theater. Nothin&#8217; too hot and heavy though, and DEFINITELY not at a Disney flick.<\/p>\n<p>DON&#8217;T: Do it in the back of a cab. A) that&#8217;s rude, it ain&#8217;t your car, and B) you have NO IDEA what kind of diseases are living back there. Putting a naked butt cheek on a cab seat is tantamount to suicide.<\/p>\n<p>DO: Steam up the windows. It&#8217;ll give you a bit of privacy and make you feel like you&#8217;re in the movie Titanic. <\/p>\n<p>DON&#8217;T: Have sex in the driver&#8217;s seat, while driving, ON THE FREEWAY, as people film you. Good GOD, people. Good GOD.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jLWuHDKcM4c?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-19627\" data-postid=\"19627\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-19627 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DO: Make out in a parking lot after a dinner date. It&#8217;ll be like your first kiss, and remind you of being a kid again. DON&#8217;T: Have sex in a super obvious public place. You don&#8217;t want to get slapped with a public indecency ticket. DO: Lay a blow up mattress in the back of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[10823,1390,10822,10824,11796,2404],"class_list":["post-19627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-couple-caught-having-sex-in-car-on-freeway","tag-nsfw","tag-sex-in-car","tag-sex-on-the-freeway","tag-booty-call-u-videos","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19627"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19627"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19627\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19636,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19627\/revisions\/19636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}