{"id":19641,"date":"2013-09-25T12:00:53","date_gmt":"2013-09-25T19:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=19641"},"modified":"2013-09-25T09:16:41","modified_gmt":"2013-09-25T16:16:41","slug":"this-baboon-knows-what-he-wants-boooooooobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/this-baboon-knows-what-he-wants-boooooooobs\/","title":{"rendered":"This Baboon Knows What He Wants (Boooooooobs)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>It took everything in my being not to title this post, &#8220;Baboon? More Like BABOOB!&#8221; so, you&#8217;re welcome for not doing that.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>The creationism\/evolution debate is one that is hard to get into. If you&#8217;re science-minded, you probably see Creationist as backwards, close-minded hicks, and if you&#8217;ve got strong Christian faith, you likely see Evolutionists as hell-bound Jesus haters. Whatever side you&#8217;re on, though, it&#8217;s hard to deny the similarities between primates and humans, whether it&#8217;s watching them with their babies or seeing them eat or watching them <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/sciencetech\/article-1352119\/Chimpanzees-mourn-dead-children-just-like-humans.html\" target=_blank>mourn the death of their loved ones<\/a> (warning: pictures may induce sobbing). <\/p>\n<p>Also, male primates apparently love titties as much as their human counterparts, as we learned during this local newscast on the Lodi Grape Festival with Fox 40 field reporter Sabrina Rodriguez:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XvMAfpp7Psg?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Man oh man, I don&#8217;t care what you believe. Replace that guy with a drunk dude at a wedding and you couldn&#8217;t tell the difference.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/baboon-fondles-reporter-during-live-shot-seems-pretty-1383973431\" target=_blank>source: Gawker<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-19641\" data-postid=\"19641\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-19641 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It took everything in my being not to title this post, &#8220;Baboon? More Like BABOOB!&#8221; so, you&#8217;re welcome for not doing that. The creationism\/evolution debate is one that is hard to get into. If you&#8217;re science-minded, you probably see Creationist as backwards, close-minded hicks, and if you&#8217;ve got strong Christian faith, you likely see Evolutionists [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[10827,255,3876,4421,10828],"class_list":["post-19641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-baboon-fondles-reporter","tag-funny-video","tag-lol","tag-news-gaffe","tag-sabrina-rodriguez","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19641"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19641\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19645,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19641\/revisions\/19645"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}