{"id":19712,"date":"2013-10-01T09:15:31","date_gmt":"2013-10-01T16:15:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=19712"},"modified":"2013-10-01T08:30:53","modified_gmt":"2013-10-01T15:30:53","slug":"ignore-the-shutdown-and-dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/ignore-the-shutdown-and-dance\/","title":{"rendered":"Ignore the Shutdown and Dance!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night at midnight, a government shutdown went into effect, meaning funding to all government run systems is DONEZO. Washington DC is a ghost town and people are asking themselves &#8220;what the hell kind of mental disorder do all politicians seem to have and how can I avoid contracting or spreading said disease to my offspring?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re wondering how the government shut down will affect YOU, head over to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/blogs\/wonkblog\/wp\/2013\/09\/30\/absolutely-everything-you-need-to-know-about-how-the-government-shutdown-will-work\/\" target=_blank>The Washington Post<\/a> and check it out (no gun permits, no passports, and no National Parks for you, sonny). If you don&#8217;t care, watching this video of a VERY flamboyant gentleman getting his dance on at a Willie Nelson concert. Protip: if WILLIE NELSON looks at you like you may be too high, <i>you may be too high<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wpiRBBi4JYM?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-19712\" data-postid=\"19712\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-19712 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night at midnight, a government shutdown went into effect, meaning funding to all government run systems is DONEZO. Washington DC is a ghost town and people are asking themselves &#8220;what the hell kind of mental disorder do all politicians seem to have and how can I avoid contracting or spreading said disease to my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[255,10850,10849,10848],"class_list":["post-19712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-funny-video","tag-government-shutdown","tag-guy-on-drugs-at-willie-nelson-concert","tag-willie-nelson","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19712"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19712"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19712\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19715,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19712\/revisions\/19715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}