{"id":19837,"date":"2013-10-10T13:00:43","date_gmt":"2013-10-10T20:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=19837"},"modified":"2013-10-10T12:28:53","modified_gmt":"2013-10-10T19:28:53","slug":"suzanne-somers-does-it-twice-a-day-whats-your-excuse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/suzanne-somers-does-it-twice-a-day-whats-your-excuse\/","title":{"rendered":"Suzanne Somers Does It Twice a Day, What&#8217;s Your Excuse?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/suzanne.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Suzanne Sommers is a 70s TV star some of you olds might remember from shows like <i>Step By Step<\/i> and <i>Three&#8217;s Company<\/i> and who others might know from her somewhat <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Suzanne_Somers#Views_on_medical_subjects\" target=_blank>nutty views on medicine<\/a>. I personally always remember her as the woman who is NOT <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=farrah+fawcett&#038;espv=210&#038;es_sm=119&#038;um=1&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;hl=en&#038;tbm=isch&#038;source=og&#038;sa=N&#038;tab=wi&#038;authuser=0&#038;ei=W8xWUsrGK8LTiwLusoD4Ag\" target=_blank>Farrah Fawcett<\/a>. Somers is in the news this week for telling the ladies of <i>The Talk<\/i> that she and husband Alan Hamel usually get it on <b>twice a day<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>She claimed (via <a href=\"http:\/\/dlisted.com\/2013\/10\/09\/suzanne-somers-and-her-husband-are-probably-humping-on-each-other-right-now\/\" target=_blank>Dlisted<\/a>):<\/p>\n<p><i>\u201c[We have sex] a couple times a day. He\u2019s on hormones and I\u2019m on hormones. I\u2019m going to be so sorry I said that. What is it about men at four in the morning? And then I\u2019m really awake around eight or so. We have busy mornings.\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Just FYI, Ms. Somers is <i><b>66 YEARS OLD<\/b><\/i>, and her hubby is <b><i>77 GODDAMN YEARS OLD<\/i><\/b>, and yet they seem to be having more sex than all of us. What the HELL, guys? We need to step up our game! <\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s all make a vow to start trying to have as much sex as two people who probably eat dinner at 4:30, okay? GOD.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-19837\" data-postid=\"19837\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-19837 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Suzanne Sommers is a 70s TV star some of you olds might remember from shows like Step By Step and Three&#8217;s Company and who others might know from her somewhat nutty views on medicine. I personally always remember her as the woman who is NOT Farrah Fawcett. Somers is in the news this week for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[10905,205,10906,128,10904,10907],"class_list":["post-19837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-alan-hamel","tag-celebrities","tag-old-people-sex","tag-sex","tag-suzanne-somers","tag-suzanne-somers-has-sex-twice-a-day","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19837"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19837"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19837\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19856,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19837\/revisions\/19856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}