{"id":19863,"date":"2013-10-11T12:00:13","date_gmt":"2013-10-11T19:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=19863"},"modified":"2013-10-11T11:08:51","modified_gmt":"2013-10-11T18:08:51","slug":"5-types-of-people-to-invite-to-obc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/5-types-of-people-to-invite-to-obc\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Types of People To Invite to OBC"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/whisperOBC.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>HA! You didn&#8217;t think we were gonna have a Friday WITHOUT reminding you incessantly about the OBC Million Dollar Sweepstakes, did you? NEVER, I SAY! Already we&#8217;ve given you ideas of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/top-5-things-to-do-with-your-million-dollars\/\" target=_blank>what to do with your cash if you win the big prize<\/a>, reasons <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/5-reasons-besides-the-cash-to-enter-obcs-million-dollar-sweepstakes\/\" target=_blank>BESIDES the cash to enter the contest<\/a>, plus <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/5-tips-to-get-your-friends-to-join-obc-and-help-you-win-a-million-bucks\/\" target=_blank>ways to convince your friends to join the club<\/a> and of course <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/five-places-to-visit-when-you-win-a-million-bucks\/\" target=_blank>five bad-ass places to visit once you&#8217;re rollin&#8217; in the dough<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Today, we&#8217;re thinking outside the box &#8211; that is outside your box of Facebook friends and acquaintances and on to different type of people to invite to Club OBC&#8230; not only because they deserve to meet the 6 million members looking for a hook up, but also cause (DUH), it&#8217;ll help you in your quest to win <a href=\"http:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/million-dollar-sweepstakes\/\" target=_blank>the big prize<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>So &#8211; who else should get a coveted invite to join OnlineBootyCall?<\/p>\n<p>How about&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>1. Your single neighbor<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>Maybe they&#8217;re a little older, or they work all the time so you rarely see them; you two aren&#8217;t super close. If they&#8217;re single and looking tense, it&#8217;s probably cause they could use a fun, no-strings-attached hook up. So if you run into them by the mailboxes or while walking your dog, mention your love of OBC&#8230; maybe say &#8220;what are you up to tonight? I&#8217;ve got a super hot (guy\/girl) coming over I met on OnlineBootyCall. You should seriously try it out&#8230; I&#8217;ll e-mail you a link.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><b>2. That dude or chick who just won&#8217;t stop bugging you for dates<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Oddly enough, even if YOU&#8217;RE not into them, maybe someone on OBC will be! So next time that persistent one comes a&#8217;callin&#8217; say, &#8220;hey, if you really want to meet someone hot, let me help you join OBC. And hey &#8211; maybe we&#8217;ll get matched together (but don&#8217;t count on it).&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><b>3. That hot cashier at the grocery store<\/b><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve probably not exchanged more words than &#8220;have a nice day&#8221; and &#8220;yeah I found everything okay,&#8221; but if there ain&#8217;t a ring on that finger, consider leaving them a little note with your cash &#8211; &#8220;hey, you&#8217;re cute &#8211; wanna join me on OnlineBootyCall?&#8221; Don&#8217;t be pervy about it, just flirty and friendly. Then cross your fingers they&#8217;re interested or you&#8217;re gonna have to find a new Safeway to shop at.<\/p>\n<p><b>4. Your divorced aunt\/uncle<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, they&#8217;re family, and you probably don&#8217;t want to picture them doing the nasty, but GUESS WHAT &#8211; they have sexual needs too! You can have a laugh about it &#8211; say you set up an account just as &#8220;a joke,&#8221; and they just HAVE to see it. Then send them a link to sign up and WHAMMO, you&#8217;ve got 20 more entries into the sweepstakes and they&#8217;re three clicks closer to getting over those divorce blues. <\/p>\n<p><b>5. People at your ten year reunion<\/b><\/p>\n<p>You haven&#8217;t seen them in AGES, and here you are being forced to share small talk and talk about &#8220;what you&#8217;ve been up to.&#8221; Ugh! Instead of doing the whole career schpeel, share that you&#8217;ve been slangin&#8217; booty for the past year non-stop &#8211; and if there are any single folk looking for some no-strings-attached hook ups, they should share their e-mail addresses and you&#8217;ll show them the way. And if no one&#8217;s into it, who cares, you haven&#8217;t seen them in ten years and probably won&#8217;t see them for another decade. <\/p>\n<p><i><b>Who else have YOU invited to join OBC? 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