{"id":19888,"date":"2013-10-17T09:15:31","date_gmt":"2013-10-17T16:15:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=19888"},"modified":"2013-10-17T08:59:01","modified_gmt":"2013-10-17T15:59:01","slug":"apparently-kim-kardashians-butt-is-okay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/apparently-kim-kardashians-butt-is-okay\/","title":{"rendered":"Apparently Kim Kardashians Butt is Okay"},"content":{"rendered":"

When Kim Kardashian, leader of the Fame Whore Tribe known as Kardashian, got herself dun’ knocked up, the world wondered many things. Will the baby get its own reality show (not yet)? Will they give it an obnoxious name (yes)? Will its final ultrasound be on the June cover of Vogue (hell no, says Anna Wintour, NEVER!)? <\/p>\n

But mainly, people wondered, “what ever shall happen to Kim Kardashian’s definition-of-curvaceous body? Will her ass finally give in to gravity? Will she morph into a Jabba-like blob, feeding off the carcasses of small animals and speaking in tongues? Will she EVER get that figure back?!<\/p>\n

Welp, apparently the answer to that last question is “YES. OH YES SHE WILL.” <\/p>\n

From Kim’s Instagram, via The Superficial<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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So everyone can calm down, put away your canned goods, and return to everyday life. Kim Kardashian’s ass is okay, everyone. It’s okay<\/i>.<\/p>\n

(oh, and in case you were wondering, Kanye West DID stick his schlong in that last night<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n

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