{"id":19939,"date":"2013-10-30T09:15:17","date_gmt":"2013-10-30T16:15:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=19939"},"modified":"2013-10-29T19:54:18","modified_gmt":"2013-10-30T02:54:18","slug":"chris-brown-is-in-rehab","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/chris-brown-is-in-rehab\/","title":{"rendered":"Chris Brown is in Rehab"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/chrisbrown.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Yep. That&#8217;s basically the whole story. CBizzle is in rehab. Apparently after he got out of jail for allegedly calling someone a gay slur and then <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/chris-brown-arrested-for-assaulting-someone-again-1452941627\" target=_blank>punching them in the face<\/a>, his team was like &#8220;nuh uh. No more. You SUCK and EVERYONE IS GOING TO HATE YOU,&#8221; and so they wrapped him up in his favorite blanky and sent him to the Image Makeover Store, aka rehab. <\/p>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/m.eonline.com\/news\/475549\/chris-brown-enters-rehab-to-gain-focus-and-insight-into-past-and-recent-behavior\" target=_blank>E! News<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;Chris Brown has elected to enter a rehab facility,&#8221; a rep for the singer said in a statement to E! News Tuesday. &#8220;His goal is to gain focus and insight into his past and recent behavior, enabling him to continue the pursuit of his life and his career from a healthier vantage point.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>According to another &#8220;insider&#8221; (his publicist again, probz), although Chris is a &#8220;good kid,&#8221; he &#8220;needs help. He keeps self-medicating with weed and alcohol and that&#8217;s when he always gets in trouble.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I mean, I dunno about you, but when I get super faded I usually end up buying things on Amazon and trying to wrangle a team of people to play Beatles Rock Band. Punching the nearest stranger or my long-term significant other isn&#8217;t really a drunk habit. I think that&#8217;s called &#8220;severe unquestionable anger issues.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We really hope that the 12,914th time is the charm. Good luck, Breezy. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/chris-brown-has-entered-rehab-to-gain-focus-and-insigh-1454479163\" target=_blank>Image Via Gawker<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-19939\" data-postid=\"19939\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-19939 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yep. That&#8217;s basically the whole story. CBizzle is in rehab. Apparently after he got out of jail for allegedly calling someone a gay slur and then punching them in the face, his team was like &#8220;nuh uh. No more. You SUCK and EVERYONE IS GOING TO HATE YOU,&#8221; and so they wrapped him up in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[205,10942,1206,10943,10941],"class_list":["post-19939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-celebrities","tag-celebrities-going-to-rehab","tag-chris-brown","tag-chris-brown-assault-charge","tag-chris-brown-rehab","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19939"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19939"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19939\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19943,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19939\/revisions\/19943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}