{"id":19994,"date":"2013-11-06T10:15:14","date_gmt":"2013-11-06T17:15:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=19994"},"modified":"2013-11-06T09:24:16","modified_gmt":"2013-11-06T16:24:16","slug":"hump-day-hottie-jaimie-alexander","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hump-day-hottie-jaimie-alexander\/","title":{"rendered":"Hump Day Hottie: Jaimie Alexander"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now that Halloween is over, there is basically no excuse for ladies to get into <i>muy scandloso<\/i> outfits anymore. BUMMER! I mean, I understand, it&#8217;s cold and your diet mostly consists of apple pie and tri-tip during these months, but STILL. &#8220;GIVE US SOMETHING TO WORK WITH,&#8221; I yell at the computer every week. <\/p>\n<p>And apparently, actress Jaimie Alexander heard us and made our wish come true at the premiere of <i>Thor: The Dark World<\/i> this past weekend, because uh, LOOK WHAT SHE WORE.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/jamiealex.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Helllloooooo, rarely-seen-area-between-hip-bone-and-vagina! Apparently the Thor star is taking a page out of <a href=\"http:\/\/i.huffpost.com\/gen\/1104506\/thumbs\/o-GWYNETH-PALTROW-570.jpg?2\" target=_blank>Gwyneth Paltrow&#8217;s fashion handbook<\/a>, and we are a-ok with it, especially since (as far as we know) Jaimie doesn&#8217;t have a book out that tells you to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=gwyneth+paltrow+carbs&#038;oq=gwyneth+paltrow+carbs&#038;aqs=chrome..69i57j0.4624j0j4&#038;sourceid=chrome&#038;espv=210&#038;es_sm=119&#038;ie=UTF-8\" target=_blank>deprive your children of carbohydrates<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>We hadn&#8217;t heard of Miss Alexander until this photo popped up, but she&#8217;s definitely on our radar. Good red carpet work, Jaimie, and congrats being our Hump Day Hottie of the week. Keep it up!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and if you want a little NSFW version for after workin&#8217; hours, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesuperficial.com\/photos\/jaimie-alexander-thor-the-dark-world-premiere\/jaimie-alexander-vagina\" target=_blank>we gotcha covered right here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Image via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hollywoodtuna.com\/?page_id=65069&#038;id=jaimie_alexander_sexy_thor_4&#038;title=Jaimie%20Alexander%20Pictures&#038;loc=3\" target=_blank>HollywoodTuna<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-19994\" data-postid=\"19994\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-19994 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now that Halloween is over, there is basically no excuse for ladies to get into muy scandloso outfits anymore. BUMMER! I mean, I understand, it&#8217;s cold and your diet mostly consists of apple pie and tri-tip during these months, but STILL. &#8220;GIVE US SOMETHING TO WORK WITH,&#8221; I yell at the computer every week. And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[7951,8089,10960,10959,10961,7952],"class_list":["post-19994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-hump-day-hottie","tag-hump-day-hotties","tag-jaimie-alexander-red-carpet-dress","tag-jaimie-alexander-thor-premiere","tag-jaimie-alexander-vagina-pic","tag-sexy-celebrities","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19994"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19994"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19997,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19994\/revisions\/19997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}