{"id":20197,"date":"2013-12-04T10:30:33","date_gmt":"2013-12-04T17:30:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=20197"},"modified":"2013-12-03T17:36:25","modified_gmt":"2013-12-04T00:36:25","slug":"hump-day-hottie-emily-ratajkowski-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hump-day-hottie-emily-ratajkowski-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Hump Day Hottie: Emily Ratajkowski"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I kinda wondered after her brilliant debut in the <i><a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/robin-thickes-new-music-video-hot-or-not-nsfw\/\" target=_blank>&#8220;Blurred Lines&#8221;<\/a><\/i> video if we&#8217;d ever see Emily Ratajkowski again. I mean, if I&#8217;ve already seen your tittays there&#8217;s not much room for moving up in my memory, y&#8217;know? Even if said tittays are just fantastic. <\/p>\n<p>However, in her new shoot with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gq.com\/moty\/women\/201312\/year-in-babes#slide=1\" target=_blank>GQ<\/a>, Emily somehow managed to up the ante of sexiness by appearing in the only set of beige underwear on the planet that isn&#8217;t made with enough room for a set of Depends. Like seriously, when I think &#8220;nude underwear&#8221; I think <a href=\"http:\/\/img0.etsystatic.com\/000\/0\/5902474\/il_570xN.158015384.jpg\" target=_blank>this<\/a>, not THIS:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/emilyrat.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Are you kidding me with that face and body?! I don&#8217;t care if she doesn&#8217;t ever appear in moving form again, these pictures are enough to keep me satiated for the rest of my life. Plus we like that although she&#8217;s gotta know she&#8217;s sexy AF, she doesn&#8217;t come off as arrogant. When asked about her dancing skills in the video, she told GQ, &#8220;It was my personality. There was no glamour involved. I was just silly and playful and kind of ridiculous \u2013 a big dork. [Until the video] I only let my best friends see that. Or if I\u2019ve had a couple of cocktails.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, Miss Emily, let us be the first to tell you that we would be HAPPY to take you out for a few cocktails if it meant you would take off your shirt and dance like the adorable dork you are. For being sweet, sexy, and making skin-colored underwear somehow look less than haggard, we award you our prestigious Hump Day Hottie award. 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