{"id":20331,"date":"2014-01-14T09:30:01","date_gmt":"2014-01-14T16:30:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=20331"},"modified":"2014-01-13T18:52:11","modified_gmt":"2014-01-14T01:52:11","slug":"even-english-professors-are-down-with-casual-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/even-english-professors-are-down-with-casual-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Even English Professors Are Down With Casual Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/sexyprof.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>You might think of university English professors as uptight, no-fun, sexually-straight-laced nerds, but it turns out even THEY are down with a little no-strings-attached nookie when the time is right! According to Gawker, a recent MLA (Modern Language Association) convention in Chicago inspired some rather steamy Craigslist ads, in which horny English professors requested one-night hook ups, with everything from costumes and role-play to S&#038;M and dominatrix fun.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s one of the favorites, courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/horny-english-profs-seek-dirty-conference-fantasy-sex-o-1498857027\" target=_blank>Gawker<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;I&#8217;m a professor looking for a break from the MLA lunacy and hoping to meet a sexy literary critic to share some postmodern discourse about sexual fantasies over the phone. If the thought of exploring digitally mediated eroticism on your mobile piques your interest, drop me a line. The conference is of course a zoo, but I&#8217;ll bet we can find a common hour or two in our schedules when we can put out the Do Not Disturb sign, slip beneath the sheets, and whisper into each others ears.&#8221;<\/i> <\/p>\n<p>HAHAHAHAHHA, oh yes, so GOOD! It&#8217;s like the English professor version of &#8220;horny, need a &#8220;lunch&#8221; break, u down?&#8221; So put that in your pipe and smoke it, prudes &#8211; even the smartest of us know that everyone needs some booty sometimes! <\/p>\n<p>And hey, MLA Chicago &#8211; next time use OnlineBootyCall, we&#8217;ve got tons of singles looking for &#8220;post-modern discourse about sexual fantasies&#8221;&#8230; or at least somethin&#8217; like that.<\/p>\n<p>Image via <a href=\"www.collegemagazine.com\" target=_blank>CollegeMagazine<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-20331\" data-postid=\"20331\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-20331 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You might think of university English professors as uptight, no-fun, sexually-straight-laced nerds, but it turns out even THEY are down with a little no-strings-attached nookie when the time is right! According to Gawker, a recent MLA (Modern Language Association) convention in Chicago inspired some rather steamy Craigslist ads, in which horny English professors requested one-night [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[188,977,11058,203,11057],"class_list":["post-20331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-booty-calls","tag-casual-sex","tag-craigslist-casual-encounters","tag-funny","tag-mla-chicago","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20331"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20331"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20335,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20331\/revisions\/20335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}