{"id":20477,"date":"2014-02-21T10:30:42","date_gmt":"2014-02-21T17:30:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=20477"},"modified":"2014-02-20T21:41:55","modified_gmt":"2014-02-21T04:41:55","slug":"brandi-glanville-has-been-reading-the-booty-call-commandments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/brandi-glanville-has-been-reading-the-booty-call-commandments\/","title":{"rendered":"Brandi Glanville Has Been Reading the Booty Call Commandments"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"brandi\"<\/p>\n

Ugh, I hate to give ANY Real Housewife credit for ANYTHING, but Brandi Glanville (who might actually be the worst of ALL OF THEM<\/a>) wins one iota of respect from us for studying up on the OBC Booty Call Commandments<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Via Radar Online<\/a>:<\/p>\n

She explained, \u201cThere are three rules for a booty call: One is you don\u2019t kiss. Two is you never stay the night. And three is, you have to choose wisely, because if you pick someone you\u2019re emotionally invested in it can reopen bad feelings.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It PAINS me to say it, but we’re glad someone in Hollywood get the booty call culture, and hope that others (others who DON’T talk about their co-stars vaginas<\/a>) get on the train with her.<\/p>\n

This weekend, we hope you get your booty call on (and spread the booty call commandments) from sea to shining sea. Happy Friday!<\/p>\n

Image via Celebitchy<\/a><\/p>\n\n

\n <\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ugh, I hate to give ANY Real Housewife credit for ANYTHING, but Brandi Glanville (who might actually be the worst of ALL OF THEM) wins one iota of respect from us for studying up on the OBC Booty Call Commandments. Via Radar Online: She explained, \u201cThere are three rules for a booty call: One is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[188,7657,9024,5710,6638],"class_list":["post-20477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-booty-calls","tag-brandi-glanville","tag-joanna-krupa","tag-real-housewives","tag-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20477"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20477"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20477\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20481,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20477\/revisions\/20481"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}