{"id":20485,"date":"2014-02-25T10:05:48","date_gmt":"2014-02-25T17:05:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=20485"},"modified":"2014-02-25T10:06:15","modified_gmt":"2014-02-25T17:06:15","slug":"what-kind-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-right-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/what-kind-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-right-now\/","title":{"rendered":"What Kind of Porn Are People Searching for RIGHT NOW?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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This weekend while hanging out with friends, the topic of porn sites came up. We were, shall I say, somewhat intoxicated, and someone had the brilliant idea to have the whole group (6 of us) yell their favorite porn site at once (yeah, I know, it sounds really lame in retrospect). Needless to say, each one of us had a different answer! Six people, six different porn sites! Which seems to show how different everyones’ sexual preferences are, wouldn’t you say? Nothing demonstrates this further than Porn MD’s constant, real-time list of what people are searching for<\/a> on the PornHub network.<\/p>\n

The fine folks at Jezebel <\/a>took a minute to collect a short list of their favorite (re: super f*cking weird) search terms, some of which make us laugh and others that make us cringe. For example:<\/p>\n

naughty bookworms
\ntoo drunk to orgy
\nmom tired (this is possibly the best because I imagine it’s a weary suburban mom being like, “Not tonight, I just want to put my feet up and watch some\u00a0Sex and the City<\/em>.”)
\nshow one breast
\nfarts
\nlucky girl
\nasian perfekt (so close on the spelling!)
\nanal vergine (keep trying!)
\nmasculinity fail
\npokemon hentai
\nson loser
\nfeet caned<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I think of all of these, my favorite is “anal vergine,” because it implies that while someone feels knowledgable enough to move into the anal realm, they’re still not sure about the spelling of virgin. Reminds me a little of Meg’s doctor<\/a>.<\/p>\n

We’re pretty open-minded about peoples’ fetishes, but man oh man, “humping piano” guy – you MIGHT want to talk to a therapist.<\/p>\n\n

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