{"id":20519,"date":"2014-03-06T10:45:26","date_gmt":"2014-03-06T17:45:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=20519"},"modified":"2014-03-05T18:57:41","modified_gmt":"2014-03-06T01:57:41","slug":"cocksman-club-a-birchbox-for-condoms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/cocksman-club-a-birchbox-for-condoms\/","title":{"rendered":"Cocksman Club: A BirchBox for Condoms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever heard of BirchBox? It&#8217;s a company that sends you monthly boxes of lifestyle samples like makeup and hair products. I tried it once and wasn&#8217;t a fan &#8211; ten bucks a month seems like nothing until you realize they&#8217;re sending you a volumizing shampoo when you specifically mentioned in the questionnaire that you have TOO MUCH FRIZZY HAIR. Sorry. I am not a fan of BirchBox, but maybe I&#8217;d be a fan of Cocksman Club, a monthly box that, for $5\/month, sends its members 3 condoms of their choice (or $10 for 10 or 24 for $20).<\/p>\n<p>Wait&#8230; wait a second.<\/p>\n<p>So, not only are members of the so-called &#8220;Cocksman Club&#8221; TOO EMBARRASSED TO SHOP FOR CONDOMS, but apparently they&#8217;re only having sex THREE TIMES per MONTH (okay fine, maybe the top-level &#8220;legends&#8221; do it 24 times a month. Congratulations). Oh, and we love that they try and sell you on the FASHIONABLE CASE. Like when birth control companies starting sending those oh-so-cute plastic boxes for your pills. &#8220;Well now I DEFINITELY want to take the pill!&#8221; said no one.<\/p>\n<p>If you needed one more reason to <a href=\"http:\/\/24.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m44xssSoJp1qjgyuwo1_500.gif\" target=\"_blank\">roll your eyes <\/a>at The Cocksman club, just watch this video featuring the world&#8217;s most unbearable spokesman (yep &#8211; even below <a href=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/en\/8\/84\/Flo_from_Progressive_Insurance.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Flo<\/a>):<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WfeTKVvWy34?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Hey, we&#8217;re always okay with singles making sure they stay safe and healthy during their hook ups &#8211; especially since there is an unfortunate trend of guys thinking it&#8217;s more &#8220;manly&#8221; to raw-dog strangers they met in the bathroom line at a nightclub. 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